No Tricks, fAll Treats: The 2023 Halloween And Fall Products I’m Giddy For

Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping the fall treats I’m excited for into the ol’ VCR.

Now, friends, I know we’re breaking the mold today. HOWEVER, many of you said you wanted a piece about the fall/Halloween food, beverages, and merchandise released I’m looking forward to. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: I am nothing if not a woman of the people.

I can’t confirm this is the most comprehensive list available, but these are the things I’m downright giddy about. Additionally, I’d like to give a huge thanks to Markie Devo. He’s on top of new products, and without his account, I wouldn’t have been able to make this piece. Be sure to give him a follow!

Alrighty. With all of the housekeeping out of the way, let’s dive in.

*Note: Some of these items have been available before but are being released in different packaging or are just seasonal items I look forward to each year.

Drinks

What the Fanta?

Similar to VooDew, What the Fanta? is a mystery-flavored soda…with a twist. What the Fanta? isn’t clear; it’s as black as my fake, black hair. What the Fanta? will be available in bottles as well as in slushie form.

Mtn Dew VooDEW

If you aren’t familiar with VooDEW, it’s become Mtn Dew’s annual tradition to release a mystery soda that usually tastes like some sort of candy. As we all know, I’m a sucker for a gimmick, so I always have to try one.

Food

Little Debbie Pumpkin Pie and Mini Pumpkin Spice Donuts

I’m a Little Debbie girl through and through, so I’m absolutely stoked about both of these. I don’t usually go for pumpkin pie, but Deborah might convert me.

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Pumpkin Spice Fudge Stripes

Monster Mouth Skittles and Campfire S’mores M&Ms

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Maple Glazed Donut Chobani Coffee Creamer

Pumpkin Spice Chobani Oat Coffee Creamer

Reese’s Peanut Butter Skeletons

Sour Patch Kids: Apple Harvest

Killer Cereal

I know that cereal is obviously food, but there are so many cereals I’m looking forward to that I thought a) they deserved their own section and b) that we should list them off, rapid fire-style. I do want to give a shoutout to Carmella Creeper, though, because she’s the first new General Mills monster to be released in my LIFETIME.