B Movies Blog

Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping some animatronic horror movies into the ol’ VCR. 

Friends, I, for one, am really jazzed about the upcoming and inaugural film in the FNAF franchise (try saying that five times fast). 

That being said, I want to throw a few more pieces of unhinged (or un-springtrapped, am I right?) animatronic content to tide you over while we patiently wait for October 27. 

I’m going to shoot you straight — my list is super short. HOWEVER, I wanted to avoid toys and puppets because Freddy and friends are animatronics. Don’t get me wrong, I love Child’s Play and Puppet Master and all the rest, but they don’t quite scratch the itch the way today’s entries do. 

With all the disclaimers out of the way, let’s jump in: 

Willy’s Wonderland: Nick Cage can chew the scenery, even when his mouth is closed.

The Banana Splits Movie: One banana, two banana, three banana, four… bodies were discovered at a show taping today.

Christmas Bloody Christmas: Jingle all the way to Hell.

The Hug (short): Hungry? Eat a Snickers, not an entire child.  

Sid the Sloth seems to have fallen on hard times.