Exploring My Family Heirloom: The Famous 1986 CBS Halloween Lineup VHS Tape

Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping my family heirloom into the ol’ VCR. Literally. 

If you’ve been around for a while, you’ve definitely heard me mention my family heirloom, aka a VHS tape containing the CBS Halloween Lineup from circa 1986. My sister has even told me that in the event of a fire, I am to grab it on the way out of my apartment. 

Well, friends, the time has come for me to share exactly what’s on this VHS tape as well as to highlight some of my favorite commercials, including the commercial that will haunt me for the rest of my life. Sharing the contents of this tape should also give context to several of my tattoos. 

Instead of giving all of you whiplash, I’m going to divide the specials and commercials into their own sections. This way you aren’t left feeling like you’re fighting your sibling for the remote as the channel rapidly changes. 

Grab your leg warmers and shoulder pads because we’re taking it all the way back to the 80s. 

The commercials 

I obviously love this tape in its entirety, but the commercials are truly *chef’s kiss*. I do want to address one in particular up top because it’s a little jarring to watch. 

As with all networks, CBS shows bumpers and commercials for other shows throughout the tape, one being My Sister Sam. For those who don’t know, Rebecca Schaeffer was murdered when she was extremely young (22), and it’s really odd to see a commercial with her in it. The story is extremely tragic, and I won’t be sharing it here. RIP 🖤

Alrighty. Now, let’s dive into the other commercials from the special. 

McDonald’s “Scared Silly” 

Video source: Haunted Radio

McDonald’s “Boo Buckets” (with a young Jason Marsden, I believe) 

Video source: TheHauntedDriveIn

Count Chocula

Video source: Tokusatsu Series

Franken Berry 

Video source: Dino Drac’s Retro Commercials

Cricket the Talking Doll (I’ll see you in Hell, Cricket) 

Video source: ewjxn

Dr. Blood’s Halloweek Promo (Note: This is for 1987, not the one on my VHS, but I sadly couldn’t find any information about this guy ANYWHERE).

Video Source: DrBloodsMediaMadness

The main attractions 

Garfield’s Halloween Adventure

Video Source: Dino Drac’s Retro Commercials

It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (Note: this is the original 1966 promo

Video source: robatsea2009

The Halloween That Almost Wasn’t (aka The Night Dracula Saved The World

Video source: mejokallamthanam1348

Witch’s Night Out

Video source: -ChildOfThe80s

The Fat Albert Halloween Special 

Video source: saturdaymorningfan3123

The Coneheads animated special 

Video source: nathanmcintosh9606

3 responses to “Exploring My Family Heirloom: The Famous 1986 CBS Halloween Lineup VHS Tape”

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  2. […] someone whose family heirloom is the circa 1985 CBS Halloween lineup, I can’t tell you how truly heartwarming it was to see commercials like the ones in this video. […]

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