Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping some of the works of Sarah Michelle Gellar into the ol’ VCR.
If you grew up in the late 90s/early-to-mid aughts, there’s a chance Sarah Michelle Gellar was a staple in your house the way she was in mine. We watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I had both live action Scooby-Doo movies on VHS. Cruel Intentions remains one of my favorite movies to this very day. You get the picture.
SMG is a true icon.
Like those who have come before her in this series, SMG deserves a piece highlighting her works. Granted, I’m picking my favorites, but I feel like that doesn’t tarnish the tribute.
With all of the particulars out of the way, let’s pay homage to Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Aerie, but make it sex positive.
I Know What You Did Last Summer: There are so many jokes I could make here, but the punchline is that my mom died.
Scream 2: 2Scream2Furious
Cruel Intentions: I know this sounds corny, but whenever I feel the temptation of peer pressure, I turn to Cruel Intentions, and it helps me through the problem.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: I love “Once More With Feeling,” and I don’t care who knows it. Also, just a friendly reminder that Joss Wheton is absolute garbage.
Do Revenge: Kathryn Merteuil, but on mood stabilizers and after years of therapy.

I hate to give you a peek behind the curtain, but this is how I usually look while I’m writing deep pieces about movies where people get disemboweled.
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