B Movies Blog

Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping some tourist horror into the ol’ VCR. 

Friends, if you’re traveling for the holidays, I would be careful…especially if you plan to spend the holidays in a tropical paradise or backpacking across the pond. 

You never know when someone, y’know, might try to steal your identity or organs and leave you for dead. A tale as old as time. 

These movies won’t leave the light on for you, nor will they leave a mint on your pillow or fresh towels on the bed. Instead, they’ll make you hesitant to travel and think twice before trusting your tour guide. 

Grab your sunscreen and survival instincts because I’m giving you five movies to taint your travels. 

• The Ruins
• Hostel
• Turistas
• A Perfect Getaway 
• The Influencer 

Don’t worry! I’m not going to leave you hanging. I’ve also compiled a few travel tips based on these classics that I think might come in handy: 

• Don’t agree to go to any remote locations or questionable places with strangers. 
• Don’t visit any sort of burial ground. Poltergeist and Pet Sematary taught us all better. 
• Before starting to dig into that sweet, cursed earth ask yourself, WWZRD? What Would Zelda Rubinstein Do?
• If you’re traveling with a generic hot guy, you’re screwed.