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Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping my Christmas watchlist into the ol’ VCR. 

Now, friends, we’ll talk about this more next week, but, sometimes, I need to trade slaying for sleighing, if you catch my drift. 

These holiday classics range from creepy to cheesy, so there should be something to get you in the spirit, or with the spirits. 

I know that I usually have quippy lines and descriptions for Stream Queen. HOWEVER, I am but one woman, and there are way more than 12 days worth of Christmas goodies on this list. Please let my present from you be a little slack for not having witty descriptions this once. 

Without any further adieu, I present to you, in no particular order, my list of the best offerings of Christmas. 

Movies 

• Christmas Every Day 
• Just Friends 
• A Carol Christmas 
• The Mistletones 
• Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh 
• Elf 
• A Christmas Story 
• National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation 
• Krampus 
• A Christmas Horror Story 
• Holiday in Handcuffs 
• A Boyfriend for Christmas 
• Better Watch Out 
• A Bad Moms Christmas 
• Love Actually
• The Holiday 
• Anna and the Apocalypse
• The Muppet Christmas Carol
• Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus 
• Meet the Santas 
• A Holiday to Remember 
• Eve’s Christmas 
• Unlikely Angel 
• Black Christmas (1974, 2006, and 2019) 
• Silent Night, Deadly Night 1 & 2 
• The Nightmare Before Christmas 
• Happiest Season 
• Love Hard 
• Holidate
• Let It Snow 
• Arthur Christmas 
• Christmas with the Kranks 
• Jingle All the Way 
• Home Alone 1 & 2 
• The Family Stone 
• Christmas Cupid 
• Christmas Bloody Christmas

Episodes  

• Hey Arnold! – “Arnold’s Christmas” 
• Psych:
  • “Gus’ Dad May Have Killed An Old Guy” 
  • “Christmas Joy”
  • “The Polarizing Express” 
• SpongeBob Squarepants – “Christmas Who?”
• Lizzie McGuire – “Xtreme Xmas” 
• The Adventures of Pete and Pete – “O Christmas Pete” 
• Sabrina the Teenage Witch:
  •  “A Girl and Her Cat” 
  • “Sabrina Claus” 
  • “Christmas Amnesia” 
  • “Sabrina, Nipping at Your Nose” 
  • “Sabrina’s Perfect Christmas” 
  • “It’s a Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot Christmas”
• Tales from the Crypt – “All Through The Night” 
• Pepper Ann – “A Kosher Christmas” 
• Daria – “Depth Takes a Holiday” 
• The O.C.:
  • “The Best Chrismukkah Ever” 
  • “The Chrismukkah That Almost Wasn’t” 
  • “The Chrismukkah Bar Mitz-vahkkah” 
  • “The Chrismukk-huh?”

Highlights of the Lizzie McGuire Christmas episode include Steven Tyler as Santa, Matt reciting Linus’s speech from A Charlie Brown Christmas, and countless clip-in hair extensions. 

Specials 

• Garfield’s Christmas Special 
• Olive, the Other Reindeer
• The Year Without A Santa Claus
• The Powerpuff Girls: ‘Twas The Fight Before Christmas
• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer 
• Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas 
• A Charlie Brown Christmas 
• Christmas Eve on Sesame Street 
• Bill and Opus: A Wish For Wings That Work 
• The Kacey Musgraves Christmas Show 
• How the Grinch Stole Christmas (the cartoon) 

“God, I’d give anything for a drink… I’d give my god-damned soul for just a glass of beer, Jon.”