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Move Over, Mariah: Christmas Songs To Break The Mold

Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping some alternative Christmas hits into the ol’ VCR. 

Now, friends, you know I’m a spooky queen, through and through. However, I still fuck with Christmas. 

I put up trees (yes, multiple) and lights. I drink hot chocolate. I wear tacky sweaters. The works. 

However, I have two Christmas playlists: one that’s more traditional and one that’s more punk rock.

Christmas classics might be, well, classic, but I’m also a sucker for a Christmas song that breaks the mold, or a cover that takes the original song and gives it grit and grime. 

That being said, there is one Christmas song on this list that is arguably the best Christmas song of all time, and I won’t be taking any questions at this time. You’ll probably be able to guess what it is, but in case it isn’t obvious, the outlier is “Last Christmas.” 

I’ve sung this at birthday karaoke with my friend, Brooke, and my birthday is in August. Don’t mess with “Last Christmas.”

So, friends, grab your black lipstick and your favorite reindeer sweater, and enjoy these alternative Christmas covers and songs: 

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