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Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping sorority and fraternity content into the ol’ VCR. 

Okay, friends, I have a couple of disclaimers for this one. 

Firstly, my college didn’t have a Greek system; I believe the student body voted against it years ago. This means I’ve never been in a sorority, and it’s never been something I was interested in. 

Secondly, I’ll admit that my entire senior thesis was about whether or not the Greek system should be banished. I don’t think it’s all bad, but I do think there are a lot of things that need to be addressed. 

Lastly, I’m not here to say whether or not these shows and movies accurately portray the world of the Greeks; they’re just fun movies and shows I enjoy. I also want to give fair warning that some of this content aged like milk, so keep that in mind before watching shows like Greek. 

Additionally, I did include Scream Queens on this list, but I want to give a friendly reminder that Emma Robets and Lea Michele are trash, and Ryan Murphy should stop casting them because it makes him complicit in everything they’ve done and continue to do. 

ALRIGHTY. I think we’ve done enough disclaimers here. 

Without further ado, grab your pledge pins and get ready to rush towards a list of some Greek content. 

Me researching a super niche topic for B Movies that only four people remember 

Movies

Sydney White: I would’ve loved to be in the pitch meeting when they said, “You know what Snow White has been missing this entire time? The Greek system!” 

The House Bunny: I can’t help it. This movie still makes me laugh to this very day. 

The House on Sorority Row and Sorority Row: I’m probably going to get some flack for this, but I’ve watched Sorority Row more times than The House on Sorority Row. 

All three Black Christmasses (1974, 2006, and 2019): All three of these movies have a, um, different flavor. And that’s not to mention the cannibalism in the 2006 one. 

Happy Death Day and Happy Death Day 2 U: It’s been zero days since we mentioned a movie with a dead mom on the B Movies Blog. 

Shows

Greek: I may or may not have been compared to Cappy during my freshman year of college because I changed majors so many times. 

Scream Queens: I feel like they just followed Emma Roberts around for a few weeks and took notes. 

Honorable Mentions 

Legally Blonde: I’m putting this as an honorable mention because the entire point of this movie is to show that Elle is more than a “stereotypical” sorority girl. 

Accepted: I watched this movie five times in the theater because a) I love it and b) daytime ticket prices in my hometown were $2.