“…But You’re Still Not Having Any FUN!”: My Pitch For A Face/Off Remake

Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping my pitch for a Face/Off remake into the ol’ VCR. 

I won’t take up too much of your time today, friends, but I have a pitch for all of you that I’d like to share. 

When I had Covid, I rewatched Face/Off for the first time in a hot minute. 

As I was watching it, inspiration struck. 

And that brings us to today. 

I want a remake of Face/Off with Dan Stevens as Castor Troy and Glen Powell as Sean Archer. 

Hear me out. 

Admit it – you can picture Dan Stevens doing this 

We all know Dan Stevens can play a villain. We saw it in Abigail, The Guest, and Cuckoo. Additionally, not only can he play a villain, but he can play a myriad of villain archetypes. 

We also know that Glen Powell can play a whole cavalcade of characters because of the versatility he showed off in Hit Man

Just imagine these two together. PURE. CHAOS. 

They’re also both not afraid to have fun, and I think watching them play each other would be *chef’s kiss.* 

Also, movies like Twisters have been so much fun to go see and have proven to be a success at the box office. 

As a person who just loves movies in general, I would be seated for a remake of Face/Off with these two on opening weekend. 

So, Movie Mavens, there’s my pitch. 

I’ll be waiting, Hollywood. 

P.S. Let’s leave out any of the stuff that didn’t age well, shall we?

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