A Girl Can Stream #5: Even More Fake Streamer Movie Categories That Should Exist

Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping more fictional streamer categories into the ol’ VCR.

It’s been a while since we’ve had a new edition of A Girl Can Stream, so I figured it was about time.

If you’ve never had the pleasure (?) of reading this series, let me give you the scoop:

I’ve taken a joke from @Midnight about fake streamer categories and run with it for an entire series.

I probably enjoy it more than anyone else does, but sometimes, you just have to go for it, you know?

Alrighty, that should do us for introductions.

Without further ado, here are 10 fake streamer categories that I believe should exist:

Movies where John Saxon plays a rough-and-tumble cop, and that also feature an obscene phone call:

Netflix original movies that play “Lights On” by Maggie Rogers to signify a pivotal moment in the final act:

Movies where Taissa Farmiga’s past catches up with her:

Movies where Kristen Stewart falls for someone with the skin of a killer:

Movies where Lucy Liu is part of an elite operation:

Movies where Chris Evans and Scarlett Johansson work together for a common goal:

Movies where Joshua Jackson is enrolled in Meta 101:

Movies where Susan Sarandon lets her freak flag fly (and wears leather, to boot):

Content where Amanda Seyfried has a complicated relationship with her best friend:

Content where Brittany O’Grady has to fight the supernatural patriarchy: