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  • What’s On? – A Master Content Calendar For Your Bookmarks

    Note: Check back for updates as new content is announced!

    January 2026

    January 2 – We Bury The Dead (Theaters)

    January 6 – Will Trent (ABC, Next day Hulu)

    January 8 – The Traitors (Peacock)

    January 8 – His & Hers (Netflix)

    January 9 – People We Meet On Vacation (Netflix)

    January 9 – Sleepwalker (Theaters)

    January 9 – Primate (Theaters)

    January 16 – Night Patrol (Theaters)

    January 16 – 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (Theaters)

    January 21 – The Beauty (FX, Next day Hulu)

    January 21 – Queer Eye (Netflix)

    January 22 – Finding Her Edge (Netflix)

    January 23 – Return to Silent Hill (Theaters)

    January 28 – School Spirits (Paramount+)

    January 28 – Shrinking (Apple TV+)

    January 30 – Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die (Theaters)

    January 30 – Iron Lung (Theaters)

    January 30 – Send Help (Theaters)

    February 2026

    February 6 – The Strangers: Chapter 3 (Theaters)

    February 6 – Dracula (Theaters)

    February 6 – Pillion (Theaters)

    February 6 – Whistle (Theaters)

    February 8 – The ‘Burbs (Peacock)

    February 13 – “Wuthering Heights” (Theaters)

    February 13 – GOAT (Theaters)

    February 13 – Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (Theaters)

    February 18 – 56 Days (Prime)

    February 20 – This is Not a Test (Theaters)

    February 25 – Scrubs (ABC, next day Hulu)

    February 27 – Scream 7 (Theaters)

    March 2026

    March 5 – Ted (Peacock)

    March 6 – The Bride (Theaters)

    March 6 – Peaky Blinders: The Eternal Man (Theaters, Netflix on March 20)

    March 11 – Scarpetta (Prime)

    March 18 – Imperfect Women (Apple TV+)

    March 20 – Project Hail Mary (Theaters)

    March 27 – Ready or Not: Here I Come (Theaters)

    March 27 – Fantasy Life (Theaters)

    March 27 – They Will Kill You (Theaters)

    April 2026

    April 3 – The Drama (Theaters)

    April 8 – The Boys (Prime)

    April 10 – Malcolm in the Middle (Hulu)

    April 15 – Margo’s Got Money Troubles (Apple TV+)

    April 17 – The Mummy (Theaters)

    April 17 – Normal (Theaters)

    May 2026

    May 1 – The Devil Wears Prada 2 (Theaters)

    May 1 – Hokum (Theaters)

    May 15 – Obsession (Theaters)

    May 22 – I Love Boosters (Theaters)

    June 2026

    June 12 – Scary Movie 6 (Theaters)

    June 19 – Toy Story 5 (Theaters)

    July 2026

    July 12 – Disclosure Day (Theaters)

    July 17 – The Odyssey (Theaters)

    August 2026

    August 21 – Insidious: The Bleeding World (Theaters)

    August 28 – The Dog Star (Theaters)

    August 28 – Coyote vs. ACME (Theaters)

    September 2026

    September 11 – Sense and Sensibility (Theaters)

    September 18 – Practical Magic 2 (Theaters)

    September 18 – Play House (Theaters)

    September 18 – Resident Evil (Theaters)

    October 2026

    October 1 – Terrifier 4 (Theaters)

    October 2 – Digger (Theaters)

    October 9 – Other Mommy (Theaters)

    October 16 – Street Fighter (Theaters)

    October 23 – Remain (Theaters)

    November 2026

    November 20 – The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping (Theaters)

    December 2026

    December 18 – Avengers: Doomsday (Theaters)

    December 18 – Dune: Part Three (Theaters)

    December 25 – Werewulf (Theaters)

  • “My Life Is Amazing”: A Spotlight On Kathryn Hahn

    Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping the work of Kathryn Hahn into the ol’ VCR.

    On July 23, 1973, Kathryn Hahn was born (we’re back to using our real names). 

    She was born in Illinois and raised in Ohio, where she went to private Catholic schools. 

    Kathryn Hahn would go on to attend Northwestern for her BA in theater and Yale for her MFA in drama. 

    She formally began her acting career with a role on Crossing Jordan, with Tim Kring, the show’s creator and producer, even saying that he made the character specifically for her. 

    A couple of years into her run on Crossing Jordan, Kathryn Hahn broke into film with her role in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.

    From there, she would appear in movies like A Lot Like Love, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, and many more. 

    Additionally, she starred in the musical Boeing-Boeing on Broadway in 2008 and was slated to play Eddie in an American remake of Ab Fab that didn’t move forward. 

    Over the years, Kathryn Hahn has shown her acting chops across a wide array of films and television shows, including, most recently, the pop culture phenom Agatha All Along. 

    There’s not much more that I can say about Kathryn Hahn that hasn’t already been said. 

    Kathryn, if you ever read this, thank you. 🖤

    Without further ado, here’s some of my favorite Kathryn Hahn content: 

  • Drawing A Blank #7: Even, Even, Even, Even, Even, Even More Cartoons You May Have Forgotten About

    Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping more cult-classic cartoons into the ol’ VCR. 

    It’s been almost a month since our last Drawing a Blank, so I figured it was time to hit y’all with fresh new edition. 

    If you’re new here, hello! 

    To give you a quick primer, Drawing a Blank is a little series I cooked up where I curate a list of cartoons I loved as a kid that you may have forgotten about over the years due to all the unprecedented events we’ve lived through. 

    And yes, I have major election anxiety. Is it obvious?

    Alrighty, that should do us for introductions. 

    Without further ado, here are 10 cult-classic cartoons that’ll make you miss the Swoops your mom put in your stocking (just me?):

    A Pup Named Scooby-Doo 

    Video source: platypusduck54

    The Flintstone Kids

    Video source: K.J. Norman

    The Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries

    Video source: WB Kids

    3-2-1 Penguins! 

    Video source: Variety Central

    O’Grady

    Video source: JOHN CENA FAN 2002 – ROAD TO 1K SUBSCRIBERS!!!!

    PB&J Otter

    Video source: MrKris411

    Growing Up Creepie 

    Video source: RebelToonz

    George and Martha

    Video source: GalaxyUnicorn

    Duck Dodgers 

    Video source: HDTVSeries

    Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series

    Video source: DarkDragonx23

  • Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared But Watch It It’s Good

    Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared into the ol’ VCR.

    I didn’t learn about Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared until 2014. 

    You see, I was at a game/movie night with friends when one mentioned it, and I had no idea what they were talking about. 

    My friend was baffled, as this seemed like something that was right up my alley, so he played the video, and I was immediately obsessed… 

    …and then didn’t think about it again until recently. 

    So, I went on a deep dive this week and watched all six episodes on YouTube AND the six-episode Channel 4 series from 2022. 

    And, it should come as no surprise to anyone how much I loved all of it. 

    However, I’m getting ahead of myself. 

    Video source: Don’t Hug Me .I’m Scared

    If you aren’t familiar with Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, let me give you a quick primer: 

    Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared not so discreetly disguises morbid and existential themes in the skin of a children’s show as our three main characters, addressed only as Red Guy, Yellow Guy, and Duck, navigate all of the surreal and macabre ideas thrown at them. 

    For example, a new character will emerge and begin singing a cheerful tune that devolves into a song about their character’s mortality. 

    Y’know, the usual. 

    Video source: Don’t Hug Me .I’m Scared

    It’s also masterfully executed through a mix of puppetry, animation, claymation, you name it. 

    On July 29, 2011, Joe Pelling and Becky Sloan released what would become the first episode of Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared. Originally uploaded with the same title as the series, this episode would also come to be known as “Creativity.” 

    From there, five more episodes would premiere on YouTube followed by six full-length episodes on Channel Four to round out the series. 

    And, y’all, I was all but kicking my legs and smiling like a little kid while watching both sets of episodes. 

    The work that went into Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared makes it worth the watch alone, not to mention the dark humor, horrifying imagery, and deep conversations about death, friendship, growing up, etc… 

    If you’re a fan of Adult Swim or classic YouTube videos like Teddy Has An Operation, you NEED to watch Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared in its entirety. 

    Don’t sleep on all of the episodes like I did because my only regret is not watching all of them sooner. 

    And yes, I’m already thinking about making Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared my dogs’ costumes next Halloween.

  • Celebrating Svengoolie’s 45th Anniversary

    Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping Svengoolie into the ol’ VCR.

    In honor of Svengoolie’s 45th anniversary, I thought it would be fun to dive more into the history of Svengoolie, both the horror host and the show. 

    I know we did a piece about horror hosts, but I wanted to get more into Svengoolie’s history specifically. 

    And, don’t worry, I plan to do this with more horror hosts as well. 

    Alrighty, that should do us for introductions. 

    Without further ado, let’s dive into the history of Svengoolie. 

    For those unfamiliar, Svengoolie is a Chicago-based horror host program where the title character of Svengoolie (in addition to the Sven Squad) introduces movies and performs skits and songs related to the films being shown. It’s also become nationally accessible through MeTV. 

    The original Svengoolie show ran from 1970-1973, with Svengoolie being portrayed by Jerry G. Bishop. 

    When the show returned in 1979, Rich Koz took over as the Son of Svengoolie, and continued portraying this specific character until the second run of the show ended in 1986. 

    The show was then revived in 1994, and Jerry G. Bishop told Rich Koz to drop the “Son of,” making Koz the Svengoolie we know today. 

    Over the years, Svengoolie has won the Rondo award for best horror host and appeared in DC Comics. Additionally, for the show’s 25th anniversary, Svengoolie was given the Silver Circle Award from the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences’ Chicago/Midwest Chapter. 

    Additionally, Svengoolie even launched a spin-off called Sventoonie where Kevin Fleming (the host of Toon In With Me) voiced Toony the Tuna, a puppet that was dressed as Svengoolie and hosted horror films, with Svengoolie sometimes appearing on the show. Unfortunately, the show only ran from 2022-2023, but it’s still a testament to Svengoolie’s reach. 

    In 2022, Svengoolie hosted a talent search dubbed the “Spawn of Svengoolie,” which led to the additions of Gwengoolie and Ignatius Malvolio Prankenstein (IMP) as well as the more regular inclusion of Nostalgiaferatoo. 

    I’ve been watching Svengoolie for years, and it’s one of the few good memories I have with my dad because we watched it when I was visiting from college. 

    Plus, I’ve always loved horror hosts because they do what I do in a way. 

    I sit here and talk to you about pop culture, while also making jokes and inserting personal anecdotes into their intros and bits. 

    I think I owe a lot to the horror hosts I watched growing up, and, honestly, continue to watch. 

    That includes Svengoolie. 🖤

  • Happy Halloween II, Movie Mavens

    Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping a cheesy Halloween letter into the ol’ VCR. 

    Boy howdy. 

    I can’t believe that Halloween is already here. 

    In just a few short hours, everything will turn from creepy to Christmas, and I’ll retire my costumes, watchlist, and horror challenge for another year. 

    One thing I love about Halloween is that no matter what’s been going on in my life, good or bad, Halloween has always been there for me. 

    During the lean years, there were free horror movies to watch and my traditional care package from KP, even though I knew she couldn’t afford it. 

    During the prosperous years, I’ve been able to do more elaborate costumes and go spooky shopping to try to claim some coveted items. 

    Regardless, Halloween is like an old friend that welcomes me with open arms each year. 

    And this year, I really needed its embrace. 

    I’ve been missing KP like crazy because there are so many things I want to tell her. 

    I want to send her pictures of my costumes and all of my frightening finds because this was also her favorite time of the year. 

    I want to be back in high school and come home to Fearfest on the TV, just in time to catch the beginning of Halloweens 4 and 5 (note: this is one of the very few reasons I would go back to high school). 

    I want her to send me creepy pictures to wake up to and then try to one-up them. 

    I sincerely can’t put into words how much I miss her, and I feel like these examples are so frivolous. 

    But god damn, they meant the world to me, just like she did. 

    However, I also know that I have to keep Halloween alive for KP. 

    This was our favorite time of year, so, for the past three Halloweens, I’ve continued all of my traditions. 

    I’ve made myself dress up, even if I didn’t feel like it. 

    I’ve made myself go spooky shopping, even if I’d rather stay inside. 

    I’ve continued writing pieces like this because I know that she would want me to. 

    KP would never want me to push myself and to give myself grace, but she also wouldn’t want me to just give up on Halloween because she’s not here. 

    And, I don’t plan to. 

    That’s why I’m even dipping my toes back into the dating pool, albeit slowly. 

    I can almost hear her telling me that it’s time to put myself back out there, and, as she always said, “not be afraid to open [my] heart up to people.” 

    Even though I’ve only been to one mixer and got left on read, hey, I’m doing it. 

    And, I’m doing it all under the warm embrace of October. 

    So, before Halloween slowly creeps back into its hibernation, my challenge to you is to do something bold (within reason/while being safe/that doesn’t harm yourself or anyone around you). 

    Wear that costume you’ve been nervous about wearing. 

    Make those cupcakes that you’ve been wanting to try. 

    Go see that movie that no one else will go with you to see (WHILE BEING SAFE). 

    Do it for KP, and do it for yourself. 

    I promise that she would be cheering you on from the sidelines, and ol’ October will give you a pat on the back. 

    For KP, for always.

    Happy Halloween, Movie Mavens.

  • Cannibal Content To Sink Your Teeth Into

    Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping cannibal content into the ol’ VCR.

    Well, friends, it’s official—Halloween is tomorrow. 

    So, you might be wondering, “Baillee, what kind of content could you possibly choose to focus on today?” 

    If you guessed that my little brain went to cannibal content, you’d be correct. 

    But, let’s define what I mean by “cannibal content.” 

    We’re not talking about zombies here. 

    Been there, done that. 

    No, we’re talking about people who eat other people. Plain and simple. 

    I feel like this goes without saying, but I’m going to say it just in case…

    Most of these movies are really gory, and, well, portray people eating other people, so CW/TW for blood, gore, and all like topics. Additionally, some involve kidnapping, SA, and other like topics.  

    As always, I recommend researching these movies before watching or having a trusted (and consenting) friend/family member watch them first. 

    Alrighty, that should do us for disclaimers and introductions. 

    Without further ado, here are 10 pieces of cannibal-centric content with a bite: 

  • Don’t Let The Bed Bugs Bite: Some Of My Favorite Babysitter Horror Movies

    Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping babysitter horror movies into the ol’ VCR.

    If you grew up with younger siblings or friends with younger siblings, you probably had to babysit at one point or another. 

    I actually enjoyed babysitting, but there was always something a bit unsettling about being responsible for children at night when you were really only a kid yourself. 

    And that, friends, is what brings us to the topic of today’s piece: babysitter horror. 

    It’s a classic trope, right?

    An unsuspecting babysitter gets more than they bargained for. 

    Or, sometimes, the babysitters themselves are the threat. 

    Either way, there’s something really terrifying about having to defend yourself and children in a potentially unfamiliar environment. 

    That’s why Halloween was originally called The Babysitter Murders, after all. 

    With Halloween only two days away, I wanted to be sure to give y’all another set of recs that work well with the holiday season.

    Alrighty, that should do us for introductions. 

    Without further ado, here are eight babysitter horror movies to keep you up at night: 

  • “I Like Death”: A Spotlight On Linnea Quigley

    Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping the work of Linnea Quigley into the ol’ VCR.

    Barbara Linnea Quigley was born on May 27, 1958, but you probably know her better as just Linnea Quigley, one of the most badass Scream Queens of all time. 

    She grew up in Idaho but moved to LA with her parents after high school. There, she took a job at a health spa…owned by Jack LaLanne (just casual), and began to pursue acting and modeling, as well as guitar lessons. 

    Linnea Quigley’s first role was in Fairy Tales (1978), and she acted in other small roles until Graduation Day in 1981. 


    Then, in 1984, she appeared in Savage Streets, but, more importantly, Silent Night, Deadly Night. 

    From there, she would go on to star in horror classics like Return of the Living Dead, Night of the Demons (1988), and Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama, to name a few. 

    Linnea Quigley isn’t just a Scream Queen, though. 

    She started a badass all-girl group called The Skirts in the 1980s that she acted as the lead singer for, has written three books, and is a major animal rights activist and vegan. 

    There’s not much more that I can say about Linnea Quigley that hasn’t already been said. 

    Linnea, if you ever read this, thank you. 🖤

    Without further ado, here’s some of my favorite Linnea Quigley content: 

  • AITA Theater #3 – Halloween Edition: Turning Even More Movie Plots Into Reddit Posts

    Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping movie plots turned into AITA posts into the ol’ VCR.

    Well, friends, we’re back with yet another edition of AITA Theater. 

    I love this series so much (and, if I’m not mistaken, it’s Elliott’s favorite), so I wanted to do a horror-themed edition for the last Saturday of October. 

    If you aren’t familiar with this series and/or the AITA Subreddit, let me give you a quick primer… 

    People turn to AITA to ask if they’re the asshole in a particular situation and can receive one of four main verdicts: 

    • Not The Asshole (NTA) 
    • You’re The Asshole (YTA) 
    • Everyone Sucks Here (ESH) 
    • No Assholes Here (NAH) 

    So, naturally, I thought, “Well, why don’t we do this with movie plots and characters, but hold off on revealing the movie in question?” 

    And the rest is history. 

    Additionally, I’ll leave little hints for you throughout each question, and the answers will be at the bottom because we want to be entertaining yet stimulating here at B Movies Industries. 

    Alrighty, that should do us for introductions and explanations. 

    Without further ado, here are 10 horror movie plots turned into AITA stories: 

    AITA for trying to teach some kids a lesson?

    u/mommyfearest 

    Verdict: YTA 

    Hello Children. I lost my sweet, innocent, hockey-loving (?) son recently because some camp counselors were, shall we say, indisposed, and my boy drowned. 

    After his death, I thought this would be the perfect opportunity to teach kids about the dangers of fornication and hitchhiking and…existing. So, I’ve been administering some tough love, and sometimes, as every parent knows, tough love can really hurt. 

    I’m just a grieving mother who would like some justice, and don’t ask me how, but I just know that my son would feel the same way. It’s like he’s still a part of me. Am I the asshole? If you vote yes, I won’t be a happy camper. 

    AITA for giving in to peer pressure?

    u/beefstu 

    Verdict: YTA 

    Hey dudes, wassup? Listen, my mom and dad are super mad at me, so I need to be quick. One of my friends, who I totally don’t have a crush on or anything because this is 1996, convinced me to help him work out some issues. 

    He’s kind of a phone-throwing dick, but I still love him, in a strictly platonic way. Plus, we all go a little mad sometimes, right? It’s also totally not his fault if his girlfriend’s whore mother caused his parents’ divorce. I felt really bad for him, so how could I say no? Sure, I had to close the garage door on my relationship along the way, but it was worth it. Okay, I have to go because I’m feeling woozy here. Am I in the wrong?

    AITA for not trusting my brother’s “friend?”

    u/winguarded

    Verdict: NTA

    Okay, I’m just going to try to keep this as short as possible. I lost my older brother a while back, and it really affected my parents and my little brother. I obviously really miss him, but I’m also just really focused on getting out of this dead-end town and hiding my relationship from my parents. 

    But, this guy randomly showed up. Sure, he’s really hot and asked me to make a mix CD for him, but I swear that there’s something off about him. My parents and brother love him though, so I don’t know what to do. I’m waiting on a call back from the military, but I just don’t think I’m overreacting, right?

    AITA for letting my codependent nature impact my relationships?

    u/sweaterweather

    Verdict: NTA

    Goodday, Reddit. You know, I’ve been alive for a long time, and I think it’s quite nice to have a forum where you can share your thoughts and try not to feel so alone. Pardon me for the long introduction. 

    I’ve been working on my codependency issues because my boss is a narcissist and manipulates me. A tale as old as time, right? At least it is in his case. 

    Well, friends, he showed up at my apartment to confront me, and he found out that I’ve been going to a support group, and let’s just say he didn’t take kindly to that fact. I don’t want any more bloodshed on my account, but it just feels like my boss can’t be defeated. Is all of this my fault?

    AITA for trying to help out my neighbor?

    u/kingfiend 

    Verdict: ESH

    Why, hello there, Reddit! I believe I’ve gotten myself into a bit of a pickle. Some new neighbors just moved in across the way. A real nice family. I was giving them the lay of the land, and I showed them the town’s pet graveyard. 

    But, I felt real bad when that little girl’s cat froze to death, so I took pity on her father and introduced him to the real pet graveyard. I warned him that the cat wouldn’t be right, but he would be back, so Ellie wouldn’t have to fret. 

    Tragically, their son just passed, and I can see the familiar look in his father’s eye. I’ve warned him that, sometimes, dead is better, but I don’t know if he’s going to listen to me, and now, his family can’t get in touch with him. Was this all my fault? Now, if you’ll excuse me, Reddit, I think I heard something downstairs. 

    AITA for wanting to make a movie with my friends?

    u/woodbedocumentarian 

    Verdict: NAH

    Hi Reddit. For my latest film project, I enlisted the help of two of my friends to investigate some local folklore. We packed up supplies (and cigarettes) and headed out to interview the locals, and ended with a little camping trip. 

    But, things took a turn when it started to feel like we weren’t alone out here. Someone started pranking us at night with piles of rocks and making noises outside our tent. Now, here’s where I might be in the wrong. We seem to be lost… like really, really lost. I never meant for this to happen, and I swear I knew where we were going. 

    Now, one of my friends has gone missing, and I really want to go home. I just want to apologize to all three of our moms because I don’t think I can write a happy ending for this one. Am I the asshole?

    AITA for lighting a candle?

    u/livetothemax

    Verdict: NAH

    Okay, Reddit. I can explain. I just moved from Los Angeles to Salem, and I’ve been trying to impress this girl. I tried to give her my number, and she gave it back, but I convinced her to hang out with me and my little sister. 

    There’s this local legend about a group of witches who can be resurrected whenever a virgin lights a candle, and, um, I kind of brought all three sisters back from the dead. Now, they’re trying to chase us down so that they can suck out our souls, as well as the souls of other kids in Salem, to stay around permanently. 

    I swear this entire thing was an accident, and I was just trying to make this girl like me. 

    AITA for ruining my mom’s party?

    u/yourmotherfoldssocksandtells

    Verdict: NAH 

    Well, hi, Reddit. My head is spinning right now. My mom is a famous actress and was having some friends over. I haven’t really been feeling like myself lately, and I honestly can’t tell you why I did what I did, other than that Captain Howdy told me to. 

    Anyway, I went downstairs to talk to my mom, and before I knew what was happening, I was peeing all over myself and the floor. It felt like I wasn’t in control of myself, including my bladder. She was understanding about the entire thing, but now I feel bad. Is this my fault?

    AITA for trying to advance my career?

    u/justsomeguy

    Verdict: YTA 

    Listen, it’s hard to catch a break as an actor. Every Tom, Dick, and Harry thinks they have a shot, and it makes it harder for those of us who actually have talent. Recently, I met an eccentric old couple that said they can help me achieve my acting goals…but there’s a catch. 

    My wife doesn’t know any of this. She thinks that we stumbled into this new apartment by accident, and she doesn’t know that all of it was premeditated. She also doesn’t know that I’m not the biological father of our baby…because that was part of the deal. Now, she’s having an unusual pregnancy, and I don’t know how to help. I think she might also be catching on to the fact that something bigger is going on and that our neighbor’s mousse isn’t just mousse. But, my career is taking off. Am I the asshole?

    AITA for wanting some peace and quiet?

    u/allworkandnoplay

    Verdict: YTA 

    Alrighty, here’s the deal. I’m a teacher turned writer, and I’m just trying to finish my goddamn book. I took a job watching a secluded hotel for the winter, and I thought, “Gee, this’ll be swell.” 

    The problem is, my wife and kid are driving me fucking crazy. I also gave up alcohol for her, but I would sell my goddamn soul for a drink. My buddies Lloyd and Grady also agree that I need to shut them up. My kid has this weird connection to the chef, and I’m scared he’s gonna mess everything up. So Reddit, am I the asshole for just wanting to get my wife and kid in line?

    Answers

    1. Friday the 13th

    2. Scream

    3. The Guest

    4. Renfield

    5. Pet Sematary

    6. The Blair Witch Project 

    7. Hocus Pocus

    8. The Exorcist

    9. Rosemary’s Baby 

    10. The Shining

  • Lights, Camera, Albums Halloween Editon: Kim Petras’s TURN OFF THE LIGHT

    Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping a Halloween edition of Lights, Camera, Albums into the ol’ VCR. 

    If this is your first Lights, Camera, Albums, greetings and salutations! 

    We’re so happy to have you here, but we have some explaining to do for this one. 

    Traditionally, I pair each song from an album with a movie and explain my reasoning. 

    Sometimes, it makes sense, and, sometimes, you have to squint your eyes, tilt your head to the side, and say, “Oh yeah…,” with little conviction. 

    However, I’ve decided to shake things up a little bit for the Halloween edition of Lights, Camera, Albums. 

    Instead of pairing each song with one movie, I’m going to give you three to five movie recommendations based on each song. 

    Some of these pairings are based on vibes alone because some of the tracks don’t have lyrics. 

    I’d say to just trust me and the method behind my madness, but, uh, that wouldn’t be different from any other version of Lights, Camera, Albums. 

    Additionally, we’re going with TURN OFF THE LIGHT, not TURN OFF THE LIGHT, VOL. 1, so that we have even more tracks to cover. 

    The last thing I want to mention is that, as always, be sure to check the CWs/TWs for these movies. All of the ones in this list are horror movies, so they have the traditional gore and splatter, but please research them before watching, or ask a trusted friend to watch them for you first. 

    Alrighty, that should do us for disclaimers and introductions. 
    Without further ado, I present to you Lights, Camera, Albums: Kim Petras’s TURN OFF THE LIGHT.

    “Purgatory” 

    • Climax 
    • The Exorcist (The intro is giving “Tubular Bells”) 
    • The Guest (It reminded me of the music from Anna’s mix CD) 

    “There Will Be Blood” 

    “Bloody Valentine” 

    “Wrong Turn” 

    • Hostel 
    • Dead End 
    • Wrong Turn 
    • The Hitcher (1986) 
    • House of Wax (2005) 

    “<demons>” 

    “Massacre” 

    “Knives”

    “Death By Sex”

    “o m e n” 

    • Hell Baby 
    • End of Days 
    • The Good Son
    • The Omen (1976 or 2006, which might be a hot take)  

    “Close Your Eyes” 

    “TRANSylvania”

    • Bit
    • Nosferatu (1922) 
    • Chastity Bites 
    • Vampyros Lesbos
    • Interview with the Vampire

    “Turn Off The Light”

    • Cursed
    • Underworld 
    • The Howling
    • Queen of the Damned 

    “Tell Me It’s A Nightmare” 

    “i don’t wanna die…” 

    “In the Next Life”

    • Abigail 
    • The Hunger 
    • Let The Right One In 
    • Only Lovers Left Alive 

    “Boo! Bitch!”

    “Everybody Dies”

    “Party Till I Die”