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I Dare You To Watch This Content
Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping dare-based horror into the ol’ VCR. Friends, there was a glorious time in horror where we all decided as a society that dare-based movies were the way to go. And honestly, I’m glad we did. The dare-based horror genre isn’t huge, and…
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[Insert Clever Bumper Here]: The Brilliance And Absurdity Of Adult Swim Infomercials
Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping Adult Swim Infomercials into the ol’ VCR. I’m sure this isn’t a surprise to anyone, but Adult Swim heavily shaped my sense of humor. In fact, Space Ghost: Coast to Coast is still one of my favorite shows of all-time. I’ve also…
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Giving Credits Where Credits Are Due: The Art Of The Horror Cold Open
Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping horror cold opens into the ol’ VCR. One of my favorite parts of horror is the cold open. We open on our group of sacrificial teens. This group usually doesn’t make it past the opening credits, but they help establish our villain…
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Connect The Dotties: Not Your Normal Kids Show Has A Lot To Hide
Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping Not Your Normal Kids Show into the ol’ VCR. I know, I know. I’m late to the game on this one. That’s the unfortunate downside of planning out our content in advance. Additionally, I wanted a few more episodes of Not Your…
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I Ain’t ‘Fraid Of No Ghosts (But Really): The Horror Scenes That Bother Me
Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping the horror scenes that bother me into the ol’ VCR. When it comes to horror, I have a pretty strong stomach. It’s very rare that I jump or avert my eyes during a horror movie, and my friends can vouch for me.…
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Don’t Touch That Dial: TV-Based Horror
Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping TV-based horror content into the ol’ VCR. I finally watched Stay Tuned for the first time a few weeks ago, and I really enjoyed it. But, it made me think about this weird and kind of niche trend from the early 80s…
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Raising The Dead Genre: Zombie Movies That Aren’t Grave Mistakes
Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping zombie movies into the ol’ VCR. Friends, we all knew this had to happen eventually. It’s not that I’ve been purposely avoiding zombie movies, but a piece on zombies (or “ghouls” as George A. Romero would say), just hasn’t been at the…
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Cue Earth, Wind & Fire: My Three Favorite Fantasy Movies
Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping fantasy movies into the ol’ VCR. This may come as a surprise to many of you, but I’m not actually that big on fantasy shows and movies. I don’t like LOTR (I know, I know). I’ve never been about to get into…
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The Dark Side Of The 90s And 00s
Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping a critique of 90s/00s beauty standards into the ol’ VCR. CW/TW: EDs and fatphobia Also, there won’t be any pictures in this one because it doesn’t feel appropriate. Now, friends, I know I glamorize bits of the 90s and 00s. I write…
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Take Me Away…To Time Of 2000s Soundtracks
Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping 2000s movies soundtracks into the ol’ VCR. The early to mid-aughts were a magical and wonderful time where movies with absolutely insane plots were king, and soundtracks actually mattered. Scoring is still SUPER important in film, and I don’t want to discredit…