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Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping some of my favorite DCOMs into the ol’ VCR. 

Friends, I have ranked many a’ genre. I’ve even waded through streamers to give you their best offerings. And, I can genuinely say, narrowing down my top 20 DCOMs was one of the hardest things I’ve had to do. 

You see, I grew up in the prime of the DCOM, so I was blessed with the likes of Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century and Cadet Kelly (both of which obviously made this list). And yes, I absolutely cheated and clumped 3-4 DCOMs into a franchise. I don’t have anyone to answer to. 🤗

Now, I know that I usually do funny little captions in my rankings, but it feels weird doing it for DCOMs because these are for children (and nostalgic adults like me that keep living through “unprecedented times” and need them to cope), so we’re just going to leave these puppies with linked videos and call it a day. 

Okay, with all of the particulars out of the way, let’s get started. In no particular order, here are 20 of my favorite DCOMs and a couple of honorable mentions. 

• Cadet Kelly
• Don’t Look Under the Bed 
• Get a Clue 
• Under Wraps 
• Brink!
• The Zenon franchise 
• Motocrossed
• Luck of the Irish
• Mom’s Got a Date with a Vampire
• The Halloweentown franchise
• Smart House
• Gotta Kick It Up!
• Can of Worms
• Phantom of the Megaplex 
• The Cheetah Girls franchise
• HSM 2 (I said what I said) 
• Johnny Tsunami 
• Stepsister from Planet Weird
• Alley Cats Strike
• Double Teamed 

Honorable Mentions

For those of you who were baffled, like me, to find out that some movies you remember being DCOMs were actually Wonderful World of Disney movies of the week, this one’s for you. 

• H-E Double Hockey Sticks 
• Susie Q 
• My Date with the President’s Daughter