B Movies Blog

Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping zombie love movies into the ol’ VCR. 

OKAY, I HEAR YOU. 

I know I made a big deal about covering zombies last month, how much I hated them, blah blah blah. 

I know. 

BUT HEAR ME OUT. 

It’s February. We’re days away from Valentine’s Day. My hands are tied here. 

There are a lot of cliches around love. Undying love. Sayings like, “I’ll love you forever,” and, “If I become part of the horde of the undead, I’ll still love you.” Y’know, the usual. 

Zombies tend to be the vessel for horror love stories because of the idea that love is unending. And, if you can’t die, neither can your love…unless you destroy its brain. 

Before this decays into me stringing together a lengthy list of zombie puns, I think it’s time to bury the intro and get to the list. 

Without further ado, here are four zombie love movies to watch this month: 

The blackheads on my nose after years of using Biore strips. 

Return of the Living Dead 3: I get why Julie Cooper left Riverside now. 

Warm Bodies: We’re not going to discuss how long it took me to realize this was just a zombified version of Romeo and Juliet. 

Life After Beth: I guess this makes Aubrey Plaza DIEsexual. Yeah, I’ll leave. 

My Boyfriend’s Back: I’ll never forget the first time I tried to watch this as a kid, and KP said, “Baillee, if he’s going to keep eating people we’re going to have to turn the channel. I have to draw the line somewhere.” 

When he eats human flesh, but he’s 6 ‘3’’.