That’s The Ugliest Effin’ Blog Post I’ve Ever Seen: My Favorite Mean Girls Movies

Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping high school mean girls into the ol’ VCR.

As a self-proclaimed connoisseur of teen movies, and someone who survived a small-town high school, I’m all too familiar with the trope of the high school mean girl. 

The stereotypical mean girl is hot, rich, and, more often than not, downright evil.* 

*Redemption arc NOT guaranteed

Everyone in school wants to be her or be with her, while also both hating and loving her. 

She’s also usually untouchable, as everyone is afraid of her. 

The fact that Smosh comes up first when you search “Courtney Shayne” makes me feel 100-years-old

Over the years, Hollywood has given us some ICONIC mean girls. 

You have Courtney Shayne, who taught you to strut your shit like everything was peachy fuckin’ keen. 

You have Regina George, who was hit by a bus and still looks like a rockstar. 

You have Jennifer Check, who gets turned into a bisexual succubus. 

Y’know, the usual. 

Heather Chandler threw up drain cleaner so that all of these other mean girls could run

Mean girls come in all shapes and sizes (including being both human and non-human). 

I’ve created a list of some of my favorite movies with mean girls in order to allow you to watch them from afar. 

This way, you can watch from afar, without having to relive your high school experiences. 

Without further ado, here are 10 mean girls movies to make you grateful you graduated: 

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