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Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping more fictional streamer categories into the ol’ VCR.

A Girl Can Stream? 

*takes drag off candy cigarette* 

I haven’t heard that name in a long time. 

In other words, that’s my very Baillee way of saying that we’re back with another edition of A Girl Can Stream. 

If this is your first rodeo with this series, let me give you a quick primer: 

Because of who I am as a person, a joke from @Midnight years ago stuck in my head, and now we do a version of it as a series where I create fictional streamer categories that should exist. 

Comedy! 

Alrighty, that should do us for introductions. 

Without further ado, here are 10 fake streamer categories that I believe should exist: 

Movies where Russell Crowe is somehow involved with an exorcism 

• The Exorcism 
• The Pope’s Exorcist 

Movies where Nicholas Hoult has an unhealthy relationship with a vampire 

• Renfield
• Nosferatu (2025 – I’m assuming) 

Shows where Robert Sheehan wisecracks and communes with the dead 

• Misfits 
• The Umbrella Academy 

Movies where Tim Curry plays a flamboyant character with whom an eccentric woman is in love

• The Worst Witch (1986)
• Rocky Horror Picture Show 

Movies where Robert Pattinson plays a character with a tragic past 

• Twilight 
• The Batman 

Movies where Anne Hathaway has a shitty and unsupportive boyfriend 

• Bride Wars 
• The Devil Wears Prada

Content where Nicole Kidman has a questionable accent 

• The Perfect Couple 
• Nine Perfect Strangers 

Movies where Reese Witherspoon is really ambitious 

• Election 
• Legally Blonde

Movies where something embarrassing happens to Cameron Diaz at a wedding 

• The Sweetest Thing
• My Best Friend’s Wedding 

Movies where David Dastmalchian brings a malevolent force into the lives of others 

• The Boogeyman (2023) 
• Late Night with the Devil