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Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping the Thanksgiving episodes of Bob’s Burgers into the ol’ VCR.

Before we get into today’s piece, I just wanted to remind everyone how, in the words of Bo Burnham, “the world is built with blood and genocide and exploitation,” including the atrocities committed against indigenous people. 

I know that this is just a silly little piece ranking the Thanksgiving episodes of Bob’s Burgers, but I would be remiss if I didn’t mention it. 

Moving on.

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As we all know, Bob’s Burgers has some of the most iconic Thanksgiving episodes of any series. 

In fact, I binge watch all of them annually. 

This year, I thought, in the true spirit of Thanksgiving, I would do something to make everyone argue and rank all 11 Thanksgiving episodes of Bob’s Burgers. 

Now, before I share my list, I want to give a couple of disclaimers: 

First and foremost, this is in no way commentary on the animation, writing, voice acting, etc…that goes into this series; I’m just ranking them based on my personal preference. 

And remember, I’m just a silly goose who writes about pop culture on the internet. 

Secondly, I do love all of these episodes, and I watch all of them every year. Again, I’m just doing a fun little ranking. 

Alrighty, that should do us for disclaimers and introductions. 

Without further ado, here’s my ranking of all 11 episodes of Bob’s Burgers: 

11. “Now We’re Cooking with Gas” 

10. “Putts-giving”

9. “Thanks-Hoarding” 

8. “Gayle Makin’ Bob Sled”

7. “I Bob Your Pardon” 

6. “Stuck in the Kitchen with You” 

5. “The Quirkducers” 

4. “Turkey in a Can” 

3. “Diarrhea of a Poopy Kid” 

2. “An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal” 

1. “Dawn of the Peck”