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Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping some of the horror crossovers I’d love to see into the ol’ VCR.

Over the years, I’ve thought about horror antagonists that I’d love to see battle it out, Freddy vs. Jason style. 

So, friends, I’d like to share some of those matches I’ve cooked up in my little brain. 

And…this one’s for the ladies. 

That’s right. ALL of these vs. are between female horror antagonists, and let me tell you, they’re good, if I do say so myself. 

I’m also going to throw in my prediction of how I think the fight would end. 

Alrighty, that should do us for introductions and disclaimers. 

Without further ado, here are five horror faceoffs I’d love to see:

Jennifer Check (Jennifer’s Body) vs. Mary Lou Maloney (Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II)

Predicted outcome: Jennifer and Mary Lou passionately make out on stage after Mary Lou is named prom queen and then they both drive away in Christine.

May Canady (May) vs. Tamara Riley (Tamara)

Predicted outcome: Tamara uses her magic to try to convince May to gouge out her other eye, but May musters her strength to vanquish Tamara. We then cut to May’s living room where a new doll sits on her couch with Tamara’s eyes, and in the very last frame, one of them winks. 

Tiffany Valentine (Bride of Chucky, Seed of Chucky, and Chucky) vs. M3GAN (M3GAN and M3GAN 2.0) 

Predicted outcome: There’s no contest in my mind—Tiffany Valentine would absolutely crush M3GAN, with her knives and her words. M3GAN, eat your heart out.

Nancy Downs (The Craft) vs. Angela Franklin (Night of the Demons 1-3)

Predicted outcome: Angela may have demons on her side, but Nancy is a witch with nothing left to lose. Nancy drives Angela to madness and absorbs her demonic powers. The movie ends with Nancy knocking at Sarah’s door, setting up both a sequel to The Craft and this versus. 

Baby Firefly (House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil’s Rejects, and 3 From Hell) vs. Pearl Douglas (Pearl)

Predicted outcome: After what is heralded as one of the bloodiest faceoffs in horror history, Baby and Pearl both realize their dreams of stardom are what unite them and decide to take their murderous ambitions on the road.