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January 2026

January 2 – We Bury The Dead (Theaters)

January 6 – Will Trent (ABC, Next day Hulu)

January 8 – The Traitors (Peacock)

January 8 – His & Hers (Netflix)

January 9 – People We Meet On Vacation (Netflix)

January 9 – Sleepwalker (Theaters)

January 9 – Primate (Theaters)

January 16 – Night Patrol (Theaters)

January 16 – 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (Theaters)

January 21 – The Beauty (FX, Next day Hulu)

January 21 – Queer Eye (Netflix)

January 22 – Finding Her Edge (Netflix)

January 23 – Return to Silent Hill (Theaters)

January 28 – School Spirits (Paramount+)

January 28 – Shrinking (Apple TV+)

January 30 – Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die (Theaters)

January 30 – Iron Lung (Theaters)

January 30 – Send Help (Theaters)

February 2026

February 6 – The Strangers: Chapter 3 (Theaters)

February 6 – Dracula (Theaters)

February 6 – Pillion (Theaters)

February 6 – Whistle (Theaters)

February 8 – The ‘Burbs (Peacock)

February 13 – “Wuthering Heights” (Theaters)

February 13 – GOAT (Theaters)

February 13 – Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (Theaters)

February 18 – 56 Days (Prime)

February 20 – This is Not a Test (Theaters)

February 25 – Scrubs (ABC, next day Hulu)

February 27 – Scream 7 (Theaters)

March 2026

March 5 – Ted (Peacock)

March 6 – The Bride (Theaters)

March 6 – Peaky Blinders: The Eternal Man (Theaters, Netflix on March 20)

March 11 – Scarpetta (Prime)

March 18 – Imperfect Women (Apple TV+)

March 20 – Project Hail Mary (Theaters)

March 27 – Ready or Not: Here I Come (Theaters)

March 27 – Fantasy Life (Theaters)

March 27 – They Will Kill You (Theaters)

April 2026

April 3 – The Drama (Theaters)

April 8 – The Boys (Prime)

April 10 – Malcolm in the Middle (Hulu)

April 15 – Margo’s Got Money Troubles (Apple TV+)

April 17 – The Mummy (Theaters)

April 17 – Normal (Theaters)

May 2026

May 1 – The Devil Wears Prada 2 (Theaters)

May 1 – Hokum (Theaters)

May 15 – Obsession (Theaters)

May 22 – I Love Boosters (Theaters)

June 2026

June 12 – Scary Movie 6 (Theaters)

June 19 – Toy Story 5 (Theaters)

July 2026

July 12 – Disclosure Day (Theaters)

July 17 – The Odyssey (Theaters)

August 2026

August 21 – Insidious: The Bleeding World (Theaters)

August 28 – The Dog Star (Theaters)

August 28 – Coyote vs. ACME (Theaters)

September 2026

September 11 – Sense and Sensibility (Theaters)

September 18 – Practical Magic 2 (Theaters)

September 18 – Play House (Theaters)

September 18 – Resident Evil (Theaters)

October 2026

October 1 – Terrifier 4 (Theaters)

October 2 – Digger (Theaters)

October 9 – Other Mommy (Theaters)

October 16 – Street Fighter (Theaters)

October 23 – Remain (Theaters)

November 2026

November 20 – The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping (Theaters)

December 2026

December 18 – Avengers: Doomsday (Theaters)

December 18 – Dune: Part Three (Theaters)

December 25 – Werewulf (Theaters)

Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping the work of Dolly Parton into the ol’ VCR.

On January 19, 1946, Dolly Rebecca Parton was born in Pittman Center, Tennessee. 

(And yesHello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping the work of Dolly Parton into the ol’ VCR.

On January 19, 1946, Dolly Rebecca Parton was born in Pittman Center, Tennessee. 

(And yes, we’re skipping my usual joke here because it’s Dolly freakin’ Parton, and she deserves better than that) 

Dolly Parton was one of 12 children and has stated numerous times that they grew up in poverty. 

When Dolly Parton was young, her family moved to Locust Ridge and into the infamous cabin recreated at Dollywood. 

Dolly Parton began singing in her grandfather’s church when she was six and began playing guitar at seven. 

After she graduated high school (the day after, in fact), Dolly Parton moved to Nashville, where she quickly signed with Combine Publishing. 

She and her uncle wrote several hit songs, and, a year later, she would go on to sign with Monument Records at only 19 years old. 

In 1967, Dolly Parton’s first country single, “Dumb Blonde” (which is one of my absolute favorites), cracked the top 30 on the country billboard chart, followed by “Something Fishy,” which would crack the top 20. 

Then, in 1967, Porter Wagoner gave her a spot on The Porter Wagoner Show, as well as his traveling road show. 

After a rocky start (she replaced another performer and people were goofy about it), Dolly Parton was accepted by audiences and signed with RCA Records, where she released another one of my absolute favorites, “Just Because I’m a Woman.” 

Surprisingly, though, she actually had yet another rocky start, with her and Porter Wagoner finding more success as a duo than Dolly Parton did as a solo artist (like…what). However, “Jolene” did top the charts. 

In 1974, Dolly Parton decided to leave Porter Wagoner’s show and famously wrote “I Will Always Love You” to commemorate the time they spent together (which was written on the same night as “Jolene”). 

From there, she would go on to release hits like “Light of a Clear Blue Morning” (which kind of flopped at the time, even though it’s another favorite), “Here You Come Again” (my all-time favorite), “Two Doors Down,” and about 1000 other hits, including “9 to 5,” which would become the title song for the movie of the same name and jumpstart her acting career. 

After 9 to 5, Dolly Parton would go on to star in movies like The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas and Steel Magnolias, while also maintaining one of the most influential musical careers of all time. 

I would also be remiss if I didn’t mention all of Dolly Parton’s contributions to pop culture, like helping produce Buffy the Vampire Slayer (the show), as well as her philanthropy, like helping fund Moderna’s Covid vaccine and creating the Imagination Library, which sends free monthly books to children under the age of five to promote literacy.  

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, y’all. 

I know that I usually cut it here, but I’m gonna gush about Dolly Parton for a second. 

Dolly Parton has been one of my heroes for a very, very long time. 

I’ve always admired her writing and lyricism as well as the fact that she’s always unabashedly herself. Not to mention how she also decided to move away from home to follow her dreams. 

I’ve met and/or been around my fair share of celebrities throughout the years, and I’m really good at keeping my cool. However, I can honestly tell you that I would probably start crying if I met Dolly Parton. 

Just freakin’ bawling. 

There’s not much more that I can say about Dolly Parton that hasn’t already been said. 

Dolly, if you ever read this, thank you. 🖤

(I mean this with sincerity every time I say it, but it just really hits different with Dolly) 

Without further ado, here’s some of my favorite Dolly Parton content: 

• 9 to 5
• Unlikely Angel*
• Steel Magnolias 
• Hannah Montana 
• A Smoky Mountain Christmas 
• The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas 

*Note: I do want to flag that Allison Mack is in this movie as a teen, and we obviously, in no way, condone any of her actions with NXVIUM.

Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping some holiday gimmicks from my childhood into the ol’ VCR. 

If you don’t know by now, I’m a SUCKER for a gimmick, and I have been ever since I was a kid. 

That’s why, today, I wanted to revisit some of my favorite holiday gimmicks from fast food chains from holiday seasons past. 

Some of these things I still have to this day, and others may be in storage, but, either way, I have really fond memories of going with KP to get them or putting them out during the holiday season. 

I’ve also out-obscured myself on one, so props to me. 

Alrighty, I think that does us for introductions. 

Without further ado, here are six holiday gimmicks I think we should bring back:

1. The Whataburger Christmas Record  

I couldn’t find a lot of info on this one, outside of the fact that there were coupons inside the front cover. I may or may not have purchased one off eBay this morning, though, and I can’t wait for it to come in. Plus, I think I have my original copy somewhere in storage. 

2. Jack In The Box Antenna Toppers

These bad boys first arrived on the scene back all the way back in 1995 and came with Sourdough Jacks. Over the years, they’ve released several variations, including a snowman, reindeer, and New Year’s Eve-themed balls. From what I could find, I think the last antenna ball was released in 2015, but I would honestly love to see them make a return in some form. Maybe as a figurine?

3. McDonald’s Muppet Babies 

Back in 1988, McDonald’s released a trio of Christmas-themed Muppet Babies in Kermit, Fozzie, and Miss Piggy. Honestly, these could be released today without any revamps because the nostalgia is real. 

4. Burger King’s Rodney and Friends 

Okay, so I actually DO still have some of these because they were quintessential decorations in my house. From what I can find, these were released in 1984 and were some sort of collaboration with Hallmark. BK offered an entire family of reindeer named Rodney, Rhonda, Randy, and Ramona for $1.99 a piece, and I think I might need to get a tattoo. 

5. Whataburger Bendable Whatapals 

Okay, so I’ve outdone myself on niche memories with this one. This one is so obscure that outside of one eBay listing, I couldn’t find a single thing about these. I vividly remember a Santa, reindeer, and snowman, though, and I’m almost positive I still have these in storage. 

6. McDonald’s 101 Dalmatians Snow Globes 

And finally, the thing I miss the most. A lot of people probably don’t know this, but I collected snow globes as a kid, and I got a new one every year. That includes the 101 Dalmatians snow globes from McDonald’s. These bad boys were available during the 1996 holiday season and apparently retailed for only $1.99 a pop. My sister and brother-in-law are actually moving in the next few months, and I *think* my original collection is actually in their garage, so fingers crossed. 🤞

Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping some of my favorite Christmas/winter holiday episodes into the ol’ VCR. 

In keeping up with the tradition of this week, we have more holiday content coming at you because a) it’s that time of the year and b) we have some big pieces cooking in the background, including a brand-new LCA and a brand-new piece on Inside. 👀

Moving on. 

Now, we all know I have my annual rewatches, but there are some Christmas/winter holiday episodes that I don’t rewatch every single year but still love. 

So, this list is going to be a mix of both. 

There are gonna be some familiar favorites, but I think there might also be some surprises. 

She said, knowing good and well that none of these will probably be surprises. 

I also need to give some CWs/TWs up top for “Fishes” and “White Christmas”: 

“Fishes” contains depictions of addiction, emotional and verbal ab*s*, and all like topics. 

“White Christmas” contains depictions of su*c*d*, murder, SA, and all like topics. 

As with our other CWs/TWs, I always highly recommend researching these episodes before watching and/or having a trusted person watch these episodes first. 

Additionally, “Arnold’s Christmas” does depict scenes of war, and I wanted to flag that as well. 

(Plus, it’s really sad but also really heartwarming) 

Alrighty, that should do us for introductions and disclaimers. 

Without further ado, here are 10 of my favorite Christmas/winter holiday episodes:

“Fishes” – The Bear 

This isn’t just one of my favorite Christmas/winter holiday episodes of a show, but I think it’s one of the best episodes of television I’ve ever seen. The cast they pulled for this episode is incredible, and they captured the chaos of the holidays paired with family baggage in a way that cuts deep. If you’ve never seen an episode of The Bear, you can always watch this one as a standalone.

“Arnold’s Christmas” – Hey Arnold! 

This episode never fails to make me cry, and I think it’s a prime example of how the power of animated series can be overlooked. Mr. Hyunh’s story is so heartbreaking, and I can’t give the writers enough kudos for writing such a poignant episode. If you’ve never seen this episode and need both a happy and sad cry. 

“Christmas Who?” – SpongeBob SquarePants 

For those who don’t know, I sincerely watch “Christmas Who?” every single Christmas Eve, along with The PowerPuff Girls: “Twas the Fight Before Christmas. You honestly can’t beat early SpongeBob, and the running donkey joke throughout still gets me every time.

“Depth Takes a Holiday” – Daria 

I clearly wasn’t in the writers’ room for this episode, but I feel like MTV forced the Daria crew to make a holiday episode, and they wrote this as a giant fuck you. It’s razor-sharp, and I love that it isn’t relegated to a single holiday but that they purposely threw all of them together. If you need a reminder of why Daria is one of my favorite shows, check this one out.

“White Christmas” – Black Mirror 

Sometimes, I forget how dark Black Mirror was when it started (I mean, my favorite episode is “White Bear”). Don’t get me wrong—y’all know that I really liked some of the episodes from the most recent season. However, some of these darker episodes are so well done that it makes me miss the older seasons. Also, this is just another reminder to check the CWs/TWs for this one.

“O’ Christmas Pete” – The Adventures of Pete and Pete 

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: I’m so glad The Adventures of Pete and Pete came out when it did. This show could never work now, and I don’t know if it would even be greenlit, tbh. It’s sincerely one of my favorite shows of all time, and the holiday episodes only make me love it more. 

“The Bracebridge Dinner” – Gilmore Girls 

I know that there are a couple of actual Christmas episodes of Gilmore Girls, but the episode that really puts me in the holiday spirit is “The Bracebridge Dinner” episode. There’s just something so cozy and comforting about it that makes me want to settle in with a hot chocolate and big, comfy quilt. 

“Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose” – Schitt’s Creek 

I think Schitt’s Creek is one of the best written sitcoms of all time. Full stop. And, the Christmas episode is no exception. I love that there’s only one holiday episode in the series’s entire run because it shows how carefully crafted it was.

“Christmas Special” – 30 Rock 

First and foremost, I know that there are things in 30 Rock that definitely don’t hold up, and I’ll 100% admit that. But, this holiday special gets me every single time. From the Lemon Party joke to the entire setup of Liz’s brother’s accident, it just shows how well written this show is overall. 

(But again, even though 30 Rock is one of my favorite shows, there are DEFINITELY things that didn’t age well) 

“The Chrismukkah That Almost Wasn’t” – The O.C. 

I know that people are probably shocked that I went with this episode over “The Best Chrismukkah” ever, but hear me out. “The Chrismukkah That Almost Wasn’t” is prime 2000s teen drama. There’s a love triangle, a secret love child, an indie soundtrack, you name it. I’m not necessarily saying it’s the best Chrismakkuh episode, but it’s definitely my favorite.

Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping some of my favorite Christmas/winter holiday commercials into the ol’ VCR. 

If you were anything like me as a kid, you loved commercials. 

I mean, I obviously loved the shows that came on between them, but I would sing along with the jingles and kick my little legs to the rhythm. 

While Halloween commercials are definitely my favorite, holiday commercials are a close second. 

So, I thought what better way to celebrate the first week of December than with a holiday edition of I Have Something To Ad. 

And lemme tell ya, we have all the hits from the Santa M&Ms commercial to the Campbell’s snowman child commercial. You know the ones. 

And, as I always say, if you don’t know, well then, you’ve come to the right place. 

Alrighty, that should do us for introductions.

Without further ado, here are 10 of my favorite Christmas/winter holiday commercials:

Campbell’s Melting Snowman Commercial 

Video source: ewjxn

M&M’s “Faint” Holiday Commercial 

Video source: The M&M’S® Holiday Channel

Coke Holiday “Seal and Polar Bears” Commercial

Video source: Weatherman’s World

Ringing Hershey’s Kisses Christmas Commercial

Video source: christmasads

Cartoon Network Holiday Rush 2005 Bumper 

Video source: sonicgalaxy27

101 Dalmatians McDonalds Snow Globe Commercial*

Video source: All Things 1990s

Jack in the Box Holiday Ball Ball Commercial*

Video source: World’s Best Vintage Commercials

*Don’t worry, we’ll be coming back to both of these puppies in an upcoming piece 😉

Hallmark Snowmen Commercial 

Video source: VintaMercials

Now! That’s What I Call Christmas Commercial 

Video source: BB’s Dolls & TV Archive

Fruity Pebbles Christmas Commercial

Video source: WillyTBird

Hello, movie mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies blog. Today, we’re popping the Christmas/holiday treats I’m excited for into the ol’ VCR. 

Movie Mavens, it’s that time again…

…aka it’s time for one of our biannual product blogs. 

If this is your first products blog, welcome! Let me give you the scoop: 

I compile a list every fall/Halloween and winter/Christmas of some of the products I’m looking forward to trying (or at least trying to try).  

Everyone seems to love these lists, and, honestly, I love making them. It just feels like a fun way to get excited for the seasons and briefly forget about the hellscape unfolding around us. 

As I do in every single one of these pieces, I would love to give a huge thanks to accounts like Markie Devo, SnachwithZach, CandyHunting, and others for making the legwork for these blogs a whole lot easier. 

Finally, I know that some of these products aren’t new and/or have been released in years past, but I’m excited regardless. 

ALRIGHTY, without further ado, let’s dive in.

Drinks 

Sprite Vanilla Frost 

Photo Credit: Sporked.com

TruMoo Chocolate Marshmallow Milk 

Kool-Aid Snow Day Brrr Berry

Food

My/Mochi Holiday Flavors 

Holiday Nerds Gummy Clusters

Nestle Toll House Peppermint Cocoa Cookie Dough

Little Debbie Christmas Mini Muffins

Kit Kat Santas 

Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch 

Frosted Marshmallow Hot Cocoa Pop-Tarts 

McCormick Holiday Finishing Sugars

Reese’s Sugar Cookie Big Cup 

WinterFest Fruity Pebbles 

Elf on the Shelf Marshmallow Swirl Fudge Brownie Mix 

Chips Ahoy! Chewy Hot Cocoa Cookies

Mother’s Frosted Reindeer Games Animal Crackers 

Blue Bunny Holiday Flavors 

Cheetos White Cheddar Snowflakes 

Hostess Candy Canes 

Trolli Sour Brite Abominable Snowmen 

The Grinch Pillsbury Cookie Dough

Twizzlers Trees 

Hot Cocoa Life Cereal 

Sour Patch Kids Ornaments 

Entenmann’s Hot Cocoa With Marshmallows Little Bites

Cheetos Snowy White Cheddar Cheese Balls 

Blue Bell Christmas Cookies Ice Creams 

Flipz Peppermint Hot Cocoa Pretzels 

Smartfood Chocolate Cake Pop Popcorn 

Pepperidge Farm Thin & Crispy Peppermint Cocoa Cookies 

Festive Colored Creme Oreos 

Coffee and Coffee-Related Items 

International Delight Home Alone Creamers and Iced Coffee

Dark Chocolate Peppermint Silk Dairy-Free Oat Creamer 

International Delight Peppermint Mocha Cold Foam Creamer 

Coffee Mate Peppermint Mocha Iced Coffee

Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping the work of Steven Yeun into the ol’ VCR.

On December 21, 1983, Yeun Sang-Yeop was born…but you probably know him better as Steven Yeun.* 

*Note: We use a different name order in Western culture. 

Steven Yeun lived in South Korea until his family moved to Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada when he was five. Later on, his family would then move to Michigan, where he graduated high school. 

Steven Yeun went on to attend Kalamazoo College and graduated with a bachelor’s degree in Psychology. During his tenure at Kalamazoo College, he became friends with Jordan Klepper’s sister, which would lead to him not only pursuing acting, but also joining Jordan Klepper in Chicago to be a part of The Second City. 

Steven Yeun’s acting career took off a few years later after he was cast in AMC’s The Walking Dead. 

From there, his career began to take off with roles in movies like Burning and Sorry to Bother You, and shows like Beef. 

There’s not much more that I can say about Steven Yeun that hasn’t already been said. 

Steven, if you ever read this, thank you. 🖤

Without further ado, here’s some of my favorite Steven Yeun content: 

• Beef 
• Nope
• Burning 
• Mayhem 
• Tuca & Bertie 
• Sorry to Bother You 
• I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson

Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping holiday animated specials into the ol’ VCR. 

Well, friends, it’s somehow already the holiday season. 

I’ll give you a moment to scream into the void. 

Ready? Okay. 

We all love Drawing a Blank around these parts, so I thought it would be fun to do a holiday edition where we talk about some of the animated holiday specials and episodes that you might have forgotten over the years. 

If this is your first Drawing a Blank, welcome! 

Let me give you a quick rundown: 

Drawing a Blank is a series where I create a little ol’ curated list of cartoons that confirm you didn’t hop timelines (probably). 

Alrighty, that should do us for introductions. 

Without further ado, here are 10 holiday animated specials and episodes that’ll make you wish you could shake your 101 Dalmatians snow globe:  

The Powerpuff Girls: ‘Twas the Fight Before Christmas 

Video source: Cartoon Network New Zealand

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer 

Video source: Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer — Animated TV Special

He-Man & She-Ra: A Christmas Special 

Video source: Masters of the Universe: He-Man & She-Ra

Mickey’s Once Upon A Christmas 

Video source: retro VHS trailers

Christmas Comes to PacLand

Video source: Koopz’s Junk Pile

A Flintstone Christmas

Video source: Videos and Memories

A Space Ghost Christmas (Space Ghost Coast to Coast) 

Video source: Analog Memories

Arnold’s Christmas (Hey Arnold!) 

Video source: Nicktoons

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas 

Video source: HolidayFavorites

The Nutcracker Scoob (The New Scooby-Doo Mysteries) 

Video source: Vance’s VHS Archive

Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping movie recommendations to pair with your favorite Thanksgiving foods into the ol’ VCR.

I told y’all I had big ideas for this series. 👀

But, I’m getting ahead of myself. 

First and foremost, I want to say how thankful I am for all of you, Movie Mavens. 

I didn’t know what to expect when we started the B Movies Blog almost two years ago (EXCUSE ME?), and y’all have continued to show up time and time again. 

Secondly, I know that we’re all scared and sad and angry about what’s to come next year and the years to come. I also know that a lot of you might be spending today with family members who…aren’t. 

We used to have Thanksgiving at my late grandmother’s house, who was a Trump-supporting Southern Baptist, so believe me, I know. 

Please do something nice for yourself today because I know how draining those conversations and gatherings can be. 

And finally, I just want to say that I know the holidays are hard for a lot of people, but please know that you’re never alone. I’m gonna drop some resources at the end of this piece, and don’t feel ashamed or embarrassed to use them. I have. I’ll just be honest. 

Moving on. 

Instead of a cheesy letter, I decided this year to throw out the second edition of Side-Dish Cinema and just make the introduction a cheesy letter (y’all know I couldn’t help myself). 

As with the inaugural edition of Side-Dish Cinema, we’re pairing different foods and drinks with movie recommendations. And this time, we’re doing it with Thanksgiving foods. 

Now, I know that everyone’s Thanksgiving looks different and not everyone celebrates. I TOTALLY hear you. I just decided to take some of the staples from my childhood. 

Alrighty, that should do us for introductions and disclaimers. 

Without further ado, please enjoy the second edition of Side-Dish Cinema:

Turkey

• Unlikely Angel
• The Family Man 
• Father of the Bride

Stuffing/Dressing

• Hope Floats
• Now and Then
• The Princess Bride 

Green Bean Casserole 

• Bottoms 
• My Old Ass 
• Do Revenge 

Yams/Sweet Potato Casserole 

• Fantastic Mr. Fox 
• Good Will Hunting 
• When Harry Met Sally… 

Macaroni and Cheese 

• Just Friends 
• The Wedding Singer 
• Sweet Home Alabama 

Mashed Potatoes 

• Elizabethtown 
• Definitely, Maybe 
• The Trouble With Angels

Pumpkin Pie 

• Waitress 
• Obvious Child 
• The Spectacular Now

Pecan Pie 

• Auntie Mame
• All About Eve 
• In a Lonely Place 

Resources 

Trans Lifeline

877-565-8860 

LGBT National Hotline

888-843-4564

National Suicide Crisis Lifeline

988 (text PRIDE for LGBTQIA+ services) 

Crisis Text Line 

Text HOME to 741-741

BlackLine (for queer BIPOC community) 

1-800-604-5841

DeQH Helpline (for queer South Asians) 

908-367-3374

TrevorLifeline 

1-866-488-7368 

Or Text START to 678-678

Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping the Thanksgiving episodes of Bob’s Burgers into the ol’ VCR.

Before we get into today’s piece, I just wanted to remind everyone how, in the words of Bo Burnham, “the world is built with blood and genocide and exploitation,” including the atrocities committed against indigenous people. 

I know that this is just a silly little piece ranking the Thanksgiving episodes of Bob’s Burgers, but I would be remiss if I didn’t mention it. 

Moving on.

Fun Fact/No-So-Fun Fact: Arlen is allegedly inspired by several towns and suburbs around where I grew up…which tracks

As we all know, Bob’s Burgers has some of the most iconic Thanksgiving episodes of any series. 

In fact, I binge watch all of them annually. 

This year, I thought, in the true spirit of Thanksgiving, I would do something to make everyone argue and rank all 11 Thanksgiving episodes of Bob’s Burgers. 

Now, before I share my list, I want to give a couple of disclaimers: 

First and foremost, this is in no way commentary on the animation, writing, voice acting, etc…that goes into this series; I’m just ranking them based on my personal preference. 

And remember, I’m just a silly goose who writes about pop culture on the internet. 

Secondly, I do love all of these episodes, and I watch all of them every year. Again, I’m just doing a fun little ranking. 

Alrighty, that should do us for disclaimers and introductions. 

Without further ado, here’s my ranking of all 11 episodes of Bob’s Burgers: 

11. “Now We’re Cooking with Gas” 

10. “Putts-giving”

9. “Thanks-Hoarding” 

8. “Gayle Makin’ Bob Sled”

7. “I Bob Your Pardon” 

6. “Stuck in the Kitchen with You” 

5. “The Quirkducers” 

4. “Turkey in a Can” 

3. “Diarrhea of a Poopy Kid” 

2. “An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal” 

1. “Dawn of the Peck”

Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping more fictional streamer categories into the ol’ VCR.

A Girl Can Stream? 

*takes drag off candy cigarette* 

I haven’t heard that name in a long time. 

In other words, that’s my very Baillee way of saying that we’re back with another edition of A Girl Can Stream. 

If this is your first rodeo with this series, let me give you a quick primer: 

Because of who I am as a person, a joke from @Midnight years ago stuck in my head, and now we do a version of it as a series where I create fictional streamer categories that should exist. 

Comedy! 

Alrighty, that should do us for introductions. 

Without further ado, here are 10 fake streamer categories that I believe should exist: 

Movies where Russell Crowe is somehow involved with an exorcism 

• The Exorcism 
• The Pope’s Exorcist 

Movies where Nicholas Hoult has an unhealthy relationship with a vampire 

• Renfield
• Nosferatu (2025 – I’m assuming) 

Shows where Robert Sheehan wisecracks and communes with the dead 

• Misfits 
• The Umbrella Academy 

Movies where Tim Curry plays a flamboyant character with whom an eccentric woman is in love

• The Worst Witch (1986)
• Rocky Horror Picture Show 

Movies where Robert Pattinson plays a character with a tragic past 

• Twilight 
• The Batman 

Movies where Anne Hathaway has a shitty and unsupportive boyfriend 

• Bride Wars 
• The Devil Wears Prada

Content where Nicole Kidman has a questionable accent 

• The Perfect Couple 
• Nine Perfect Strangers 

Movies where Reese Witherspoon is really ambitious 

• Election 
• Legally Blonde

Movies where something embarrassing happens to Cameron Diaz at a wedding 

• The Sweetest Thing
• My Best Friend’s Wedding 

Movies where David Dastmalchian brings a malevolent force into the lives of others 

• The Boogeyman (2023) 
• Late Night with the Devil