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Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping my celebrity crushes into the ol’ VCR. 

I’ll level with all of you. 

We all know that I’ve been horny on main for a lot of celebrities. I won’t deny it. 

That’s why I think it’s finally time to confess some of my celebrity crushes. 

Some of these may shock you, while others are probably obvious. 

I also feel the need to remind everyone that I’m not straight. 

For clarification, I’m not super strict about how I identify, so I’ll accept queer, bisexual, pansexual, not straight, you got it. 

I’m attracted to who I’m attracted to, and that includes men, women, and nonbinary folks. This also includes trans peeps. 

I digress. 

I’m going to keep the intro short today. 

Y’all aren’t here for the words today; you’re here to judge my celebrity crushes. 

Without further ado, and in no particular order, are celebrities I think are super hot. 

Just please don’t ever tell them. 

• Patrick Fugit
• Rory, Kieran, and Macaulay Culkin 
• Megan Fox 
• Michelle Mylett
• Donald Glover 
• Shameik Moore
• Rivkah Reyes
• Kaniehtiio Horn
• E.R. Fightmaster
• Eliza Dushku 
• Kristen Stewart
• Dan Stevens
• Bo Burnham 
• Ryan Gosling (I know, I know, but the Oscars performance awakened something in me)