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January 2026

January 2 – We Bury The Dead (Theaters)

January 6 – Will Trent (ABC, Next day Hulu)

January 8 – The Traitors (Peacock)

January 8 – His & Hers (Netflix)

January 9 – People We Meet On Vacation (Netflix)

January 9 – Sleepwalker (Theaters)

January 9 – Primate (Theaters)

January 16 – Night Patrol (Theaters)

January 16 – 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (Theaters)

January 21 – The Beauty (FX, Next day Hulu)

January 21 – Queer Eye (Netflix)

January 22 – Finding Her Edge (Netflix)

January 23 – Return to Silent Hill (Theaters)

January 28 – School Spirits (Paramount+)

January 28 – Shrinking (Apple TV+)

January 30 – Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die (Theaters)

January 30 – Iron Lung (Theaters)

January 30 – Send Help (Theaters)

February 2026

February 6 – The Strangers: Chapter 3 (Theaters)

February 6 – Dracula (Theaters)

February 6 – Pillion (Theaters)

February 6 – Whistle (Theaters)

February 8 – The ‘Burbs (Peacock)

February 13 – “Wuthering Heights” (Theaters)

February 13 – GOAT (Theaters)

February 13 – Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (Theaters)

February 18 – 56 Days (Prime)

February 20 – This is Not a Test (Theaters)

February 25 – Scrubs (ABC, next day Hulu)

February 27 – Scream 7 (Theaters)

March 2026

March 5 – Ted (Peacock)

March 6 – The Bride (Theaters)

March 6 – Peaky Blinders: The Eternal Man (Theaters, Netflix on March 20)

March 11 – Scarpetta (Prime)

March 18 – Imperfect Women (Apple TV+)

March 20 – Project Hail Mary (Theaters)

March 27 – Ready or Not: Here I Come (Theaters)

March 27 – Fantasy Life (Theaters)

March 27 – They Will Kill You (Theaters)

April 2026

April 3 – The Drama (Theaters)

April 8 – The Boys (Prime)

April 10 – Malcolm in the Middle (Hulu)

April 15 – Margo’s Got Money Troubles (Apple TV+)

April 17 – The Mummy (Theaters)

April 17 – Normal (Theaters)

May 2026

May 1 – The Devil Wears Prada 2 (Theaters)

May 1 – Hokum (Theaters)

May 15 – Obsession (Theaters)

May 22 – I Love Boosters (Theaters)

June 2026

June 12 – Scary Movie 6 (Theaters)

June 19 – Toy Story 5 (Theaters)

July 2026

July 12 – Disclosure Day (Theaters)

July 17 – The Odyssey (Theaters)

August 2026

August 21 – Insidious: The Bleeding World (Theaters)

August 28 – The Dog Star (Theaters)

August 28 – Coyote vs. ACME (Theaters)

September 2026

September 11 – Sense and Sensibility (Theaters)

September 18 – Practical Magic 2 (Theaters)

September 18 – Play House (Theaters)

September 18 – Resident Evil (Theaters)

October 2026

October 1 – Terrifier 4 (Theaters)

October 2 – Digger (Theaters)

October 9 – Other Mommy (Theaters)

October 16 – Street Fighter (Theaters)

October 23 – Remain (Theaters)

November 2026

November 20 – The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping (Theaters)

December 2026

December 18 – Avengers: Doomsday (Theaters)

December 18 – Dune: Part Three (Theaters)

December 25 – Werewulf (Theaters)

Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping Bodily Betrayal horror into the ol’ VCR. 

I’m back on my BS. That’s right, friends. We’re talking about body stuff today. 

But not just any type of body stuff. 

We’re talking about a little subgenre of horror that I like to call Bodily Betrayal, not to be confused with Possession movies. 

These movies involve a body part that becomes sentient and then raises hell for the person attached. Be it eyeballs, brains, or hands, I’ve assembled a little bit of everything.

This subgenre freaks me out a little bit because it plays on the fear of not being in control of your body. Imagine that, one day, you can no longer control one of your limbs. 

It doesn’t respond to anything you try to do, and you have no way of controlling it. 

Then, imagine if that particular appendage has a murderous spirit. 

Yeah. 

It’s…not great. 

The list might be short, BUT I do love all of these movies and the segment I’ve included here. 

Yes, including The Eye. 

Without further ado, here are four movies and one segment that will make you second guess the next leg twitch: 

• The Eye 
• Idle Hands 
• Evil Dead 2
• Brain Damage 
• V/H/S 2 segment – “Phase I Clinical Trials”

Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping Dante’s Inferno content into the ol’ VCR. 

It will probably come as no surprise that I love Dante’s Inferno. It’s a weird little niche of content that I’ve always been enamored with and by. 

And, I don’t use the word “little” lightly. 

There are basically two movies I want to highlight…because that’s all I really have for you, along with two honorable mentions. 

So, I thought it could be fun (maybe not the best choice of words) to not only give you those two movies, but to also pull a little bit of an LCA and pair a movie with each ring from the Inferno. 

Yes, I’m serious. 

Now, I’m not here to make fun of anyone’s beliefs. I just think we’re allowed to discuss religion with humor. 

If you don’t like this concept and want to skip this piece, I think that’s more than fair! 

We’ll see you in the next one. 😊

I’m also not going to go in-depth on these rings. We’re going to stick to the keywords and go from there. 

Finally, we’re not playing by LCA rules here because this is a one-off. If movies are repeated here, just roll with it. 

Alrighty, I think that’s enough in the way of disclaimers. 

Without further ado, here is one of the wildest ideas I’ve ever had: 

Circle 1: Limbo as Perfect Days 

Okay, so hear me out. Perfect Days is about finding the beauty in life, but, on a certain level, it’s about being stuck…much like being in Limbo. I’m not aware of Hirayama’s (Koji Yakusho) baptismal status, but it ain’t looking good. 

Circle 2: Lust as Pretty in Pink 

I bet you’re really hoping the devil would “Try a Little Tenderness,” eh, Duckie (Jon Cryer)? Don’t worry, Blane (Andrew McCarthy) wound up embezzling from his company before he died, so he’s down here too. 

Circle 3: Gluttony as Eat Pray Love

You should’ve focused more on the praying part there, Liz (Julia Roberts). We understand you were just trying to rediscover yourself after the divorce, but you should’ve slowed down on sampling all of that local cuisine.* 

*Note: As someone who is in recovery from EDs and has been for years, please know that I would never joke about the way someone eats, and this is all in fun. 

Circle 4: Greed as Saltburn 

You just couldn’t be satisfied with your middle class upbringing, could you, Oliver (Barry Keoghan)? You just had to destroy the entire Catton family, didn’t you? Well, enjoy having a tongue that’s just too short to circle the drain for eternity, you greedy bastard. 

Circle 5: Anger as Gone Girl

Yeah, um, the devil works hard, but a scorned Amy Dunne (Rosemund Pike) works harder. However, the fact you made the devil look bad has landed you here. But don’t worry, we’re sure you’ll be running the place in no time. 

Circle 6: Heresy as High School Musical 

“Stick to the Status Quo,” they warned. However, some of you just couldn’t heed their advice. High School Musical 2 is actually a portrayal of the 6th circle of Hell where all of the kids are forced to serve the elite for the rest of eternity. That’s why Chad (Corbin Bleu) dances even though he says he doesn’t. 

In fact, the HSM franchise hits every single one of these levels at some point or another. And then they sing “We’re All In This Together” to brag about their sins. Kenneth Ortega, you have blood on your hands. 

Circle 7: Violence as Crank 

Chev (Jason Statham), you should’ve learned to keep those muscular little legs to yourself. Violence doesn’t get you anywhere, except the 7th circle of Hell. No, we don’t care that you had to keep your heart rate up. There weren’t any Zumba classes open?

Circle 8: Fraud as Catch Me If You Can 

Consider yourself caught, Frank (Leonardo DiCaprio). The irony is that Hell is actually worse off with Frank, as they have to constantly keep him from impersonating sinners from the other levels. 

Circle 9: Treachery as From Justin to Kelly 

Et tu, Alexa (Katherine Bailess)? Thou shalt NOT text our best friend’s (Kelly Clarkson) ex-boyfriends to come to Florida. Thou shalt also NOT kiss our best friend’s love interest (Justin Guarini) because we’re jelly. Thou shalt also NOT lie to our best friend about their love interest. We’re running out of thous, but, needless to say, you hit them all, sis. Have fun being BFFs with Judas. 

Dante’s Inferno Content 

• Dante’s Inferno (2007)* 
• Dante’s Inferno: An Animated Epic

Honorable Mentions

• What Dreams May Come 
• Se7en 

* Fun Fact: I ordered this on DVD from Netflix when I was in college, and I need to lie down 

Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping Cowboy Carter into the ol’ VCR. 

I’ve mentioned this before, but I’m a big fan of 20th-century country, particularly 60s and 70s country. That’s not to say there isn’t some modern country I enjoy, but old-school country is my jam. Y’know, outside of the misogyny, racism, and all of the other horrible things. 

I digress. 

I love the resurgence of 60s/70s country and folk that’s starting to emerge. We saw it in Kacey Musgraves’s Deeper Well in a way that’s reminiscent of Joni Mitchell, Nanci Griffith, and Emmylou Harris. And we REALLY see it in Beyoncé’s latest album, Cowboy Carter. 

I knew this album would be incredible, but I still managed to underestimate it. 

Cowboy Carter is a genre-blending and cinematic experience; the teaser trailer for Cowboy Carter even references Paris, Texas (1984). It showcases Beyoncé’s range both vocally and as an artist. Additionally, it feels like we’re being taken through Beyoncé’s life allegorically using the Wild West as our medium. 

Video source: Beyoncé

To me, each song feels like a different story in a bigger anthology. We’re taken through love and loss. Partnership and betrayal. Softness and toughness. You name it. “Daughter” feels ripped straight out of a Spaghetti Western while songs like “Protector” could easily find a home in the world of True Grit. 

She’s also still dragging Jay-Z and her father for their cheating, as well as the woman Jay-Z cheated with. Good for her. 

We also have commentary and spoken segments from LEGENDS Linda Martell, Willie Nelson, and Dolly Parton that lend to the narrative. For example, Linda Martell’s spoken segments include commentary about how artists tend to be pigeon-holed into a genre, and once they step out of their assigned genre, the criticism starts. 

For those unfamiliar, Beyoncé has been given a ton of criticism for a country album, even though she’s released songs like “Daddy Lessons” before. There are even comments about how Beyoncé isn’t “country enough” throughout the album. 

Please note that I had a Freudian slip and searched for “Daddy Issues” when looking to insert the link for “Daddy Lessons,” and I think that speaks for itself. Moving on. 

One of the only predictable things in this world is the nastiness of people. Beyoncé KNEW she would be criticized for this album, even though she’s from the South, performed at the CMAs with The Chicks, etc… 

And for a lot of this commentary to come from Linda Martell, who was not only the first commercially successful black female country artist, but also the first black woman to perform at the Grand Ole Opry, is extremely powerful. 

Cinematic elements aside, Cowboy Carter is musical perfection. The blending of genres is seamless, and if there was any question about Beyoncé’s vocal range, you can go ahead and put your hands down. 

Additionally, pulls like Post Malone and Miley Cyrus perfectly accompany the tone and aesthetic of the album. 

Cowboy Carter is, and will be, one of my favorite albums of 2024. I’ve listened to it 3-4 times since its release, and I love it more with each listen. 

This might be controversial, but this is my favorite Beyoncé album after Lemonade. But, I don’t think it’s that surprising. I’m obviously a movie person over a music person, and both are extremely cinematic, with Lemonade having the visual aspect included. 

I can’t recommend Cowboy Carter enough. It’s a 10/10 for me. 

If you have any reservations, I would say to give it a chance. To be honest, I have friends that don’t like country music at all who enjoy this album. 

To give you a place to start, here are five of my favorite songs with two honorable mentions: 

• “Daughter” 
• “Ya Ya” 
• “II Most Wanted” 
• “Bodyguard” 
• “16 Carriages” 

Honorable Mentions: 

• “Levii’s Jeans” 
• “Protector” 

But, honestly, the entire album is worth the listen. 

Now it’s time for me to mosey along, Partner. 🤠

Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping the work of Barbara Crampton into the ol’ VCR. 

Barbara Crampton is one of my favorite horror actors. Point blank. Period. 

She’s been in so many ICONIC horror movies, and she’s always down to have a good time in things like The Boulet Brothers’ Halfway to Halloween Special. 

Not to mention that she was on The Young and the Restless for 185 episodes. 

I also swear she doesn’t age 

Anytime I see Barbara Crampton involved with a horror movie, I get excited, even if it’s just a guest spot or a small role. 

That’s why I’m actually really excited for the new Tourist Trap she’s producing. 

There’s not much I can say about Barbara Crampton that hasn’t already been said. 

She’s horror royalty in my book, and I respect the absolute hell out of her. 

We love a Dom

Without further ado, here are some of my favorite Barbara Crampton movies and series: 

• Castle Freak 
• You’re Next 
• Little Sister
• Jakob’s Wife 
• Re-Animator
• From Beyond 
• Suitable Flesh 
• Chopping Mall 
• Beyond the Gates 
• Channel Zero: The Dream Door 
• Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls  
• The Boulet Brothers’ Halfway to Halloween Special

Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping my celebrity crushes into the ol’ VCR. 

I’ll level with all of you. 

We all know that I’ve been horny on main for a lot of celebrities. I won’t deny it. 

That’s why I think it’s finally time to confess some of my celebrity crushes. 

Some of these may shock you, while others are probably obvious. 

I also feel the need to remind everyone that I’m not straight. 

For clarification, I’m not super strict about how I identify, so I’ll accept queer, bisexual, pansexual, not straight, you got it. 

I’m attracted to who I’m attracted to, and that includes men, women, and nonbinary folks. This also includes trans peeps. 

I digress. 

I’m going to keep the intro short today. 

Y’all aren’t here for the words today; you’re here to judge my celebrity crushes. 

Without further ado, and in no particular order, are celebrities I think are super hot. 

Just please don’t ever tell them. 

• Patrick Fugit
• Rory, Kieran, and Macaulay Culkin 
• Megan Fox 
• Michelle Mylett
• Donald Glover 
• Shameik Moore
• Rivkah Reyes
• Kaniehtiio Horn
• E.R. Fightmaster
• Eliza Dushku 
• Kristen Stewart
• Dan Stevens
• Bo Burnham 
• Ryan Gosling (I know, I know, but the Oscars performance awakened something in me)

Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping some of the most brutal horror kills into the ol’ VCR. 

Alrighty, friends, let’s go ahead and give a disclaimer up top. 

This blog is obviously subjective; what’s “brutal” to me might not be “brutal” to you. There might be some scenes on here that seem tame, while others may be too much for someone to watch. 

I totally get it. 

These are the scenes I still think about. They don’t bother me, but they’re just the scenes that come to mind when someone asks me about graphic and gory death scenes. 

With that being said, this is another piece where I’m not going to say, “Yeah, you should TOTALLY watch all of these movies.” That’s why I won’t be including videos of these scenes.

Some of these scenes and movies are A LOT; there’s a reason I list the entirety of Dead Alive (aka Braindead) here. Proceed with caution. 

I’m also going to sprinkle cute animal photos throughout this piece. Life’s all about balance. 

Without further ado, here are nine of the most brutal (IMO) death scenes and one entirely brutal movie. 

Dead Alive (aka Braindead)

How can I choose a single scene from Dead Alive? There’s zombie-slashing by way of a lawnmower. Someone gets their face ripped down the middle. There’s the lightbulb scene. And that’s not including the zombie birth and mommy issues. Granted, it’s all comical. However, Dead Alive is considered to be one of the bloodiest horror movies of all time, so we’re going to play it safe and leave the entire movie here. 

The Electric Carving Scene from Evil Dead (2013) 

I feel like this scene is sometimes overlooked, but it really packs a punch. For context, someone is bitten by a Deadite. In an attempt to override possession, they, um, try to cut their arm off with an electric carving knife. You know, like the one commonly used to cut meat at a family dinner? That’s the one. I know it could be argued that it’s not *technically* a death scene, but I count it because they aren’t successful in their, erm, endeavors and succumb to the infection. 

Frank’s Demise in Hellraiser (1987) 

There are a lot of brutal scenes in Hellraiser, but the ending is ROUGH. I definitely appreciate the “Jesus wept” quip from Frank to try and lighten the mood…before he is completely ripped apart by a variety of chains and hooks. Hellraiser also bothered me for a long time, in general, because of my religious trauma, but that’s a story for another piece. 

Aww! Look at this cute kitty. Big yawn for a little guy

Freddy’s Tendon Puppetry from Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors 

I know that I’ve mentioned this scene bothering me before, but I also think it’s one of the most brutal deaths in the NOES universe. Imagine getting your FREAKING TENDONS RIPPED OUT OF YOUR BODY WHILE FREDDY PUPPETEERS YOU TO THE TOP OF A BUILDING. Yeah. Hard pass. 

Tommy’s Transformation in Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark 

Okay, I know this scene has also made an appearance on the B Movies Blog before, but I stand by it. This kid’s entire body gets transformed, and all of his insides turn to straw. Let that truly sink in. I need a drink of water just thinking about it. 

The Tanning Beds from Final Destination III 

There are so many memorable scenes from the Final Destination franchise, but I think the tanning bed scene lives in infamy. I never used tanning beds for a multitude of reasons…and this movie definitely didn’t help. 

Oh no! This little cutie got into some strawberry jam 

The Cross from Saw III 

Yes, I am a Saw girlie. Yes, I know how ridiculous these movies are. However, there’s one trap that I’ve always considered to be especially brutal: The Cross. I can’t even begin to imagine having all of your limbs and neck slowly rotated and broken. The other traps tend to be over the top, but this one really stands out because it’s a bit more “realistic” than the others. 

The Bedroom Scene from Terrifier 2 

There isn’t much I can legally say about this one, so I will tell a story about what happened when I went to see this movie instead. I may or may not have told this story before, but I’m not about to break this scene down in detail. 

When my friend Brooke and I went to see this movie, our server asked if we knew what we were getting into. Brooke and I answered that we were familiar with the first one. The server was relieved and told us that a couple of people in the showing before us didn’t know about the antics of Art the Clown. Needless to say, it didn’t go well. 

THE Scene from Bone Tomahawk 

You know the one I’m referring to. Yes, friends, I’m referring to the scene where someone is, gulp, bisected, scalped, and eaten. In front of their friends. I think we should just leave it there. 

Charlie’s Exploding Expiration in The Stuff 

I know this one is a little silly, but hear me out. When was the last time you sat down and watched that scene from start to finish? For me, it was this morning. It sticks out because a) the practical effects are insane and b) it’s horrifying when you break it down. 

Well, hello to you, too, little fella!

Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel into the ol’ VCR. 

Obsession, thy name is Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel. 

We all know I’m a sucker for horror musicals and animation, so it should come as no surprise that I’m obsessed with these series. 

It’s embarrassing to admit, but I didn’t know about Helluva Boss until I had already binged the entirety of Hazbin Hotel. 

But, it was exciting to know that I had more adventures in Hell awaiting me once I finished. 

For those unfamiliar, Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel are adult animated series created by Vivienne Medrano, aka VivziePop, on YouTube. 

I can’t even begin to gush enough about the voice talent across both series, which include the likes of Erika Henningsen, Stephanie Beatriz, Alex Brightman, Brendan Rogers, not to mention guest voices by Jinkx Monsoon, Kesha, Norman Reedus, etc… 

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. 

It’s INSANE. 

Yeah, I’m gonna need a Stolas tattoo…like yesterday

I also want to go ahead and reiterate this series is FOR ADULTS. It’s horny (both literally and figuratively), super violent, sexual, you name it. 

However, I also think that these series are important for a couple of reasons. 

First and foremost, they’re LGBTQIA+-centric and friendly. 

There’s so much representation throughout Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel that I think is important. It’s also never exploitative nor do they treat any LGBTQIA+ topics as taboo. 

We’re just dropped into this universe and accept everything thrown at us. 

Secondly, I think that Hazbin Hotel in particular raises a lot of questions about self-righteousness, condemnation, and who/what determines who is worth saving. 

And yes, contrary to what Rotten Tomatoes told me in my rejection letter, you can review content while analyzing its meaning. 

I digress. 

I want to frame this in my office. And yes, this is THE actual email I received 

For context, I grew up in the Bible Belt and have dealt with the nastiest of the nasty when it comes to Christianity. I can truly attest to the phrase, “There’s no hate like Christian love.” 

There’s one church I felt comfortable in, and I’ve thanked the youth pastor multiple times. And I always will. 

Hazbin Hotel does an excellent job of dissecting many of the issues I have with religion. 

What makes a good person?

What constitutes salvation?

Should people really be condemned to an afterlife of fire and brimstone for their past?

The list goes on and on. 

Both series humanize demons and the damned in a way that moved me. Seriously, I’ve cried in MULTIPLE episodes. 

Not only are these shows immaculately constructed, but I think they’ll really resonate with people like me who left the church, organized religion, etc… 

As well as members of the LGBTQIA+ community. 

Or, if you’re like me, and you’re both, you’ll be doubly moved. 

You can binge the first season and a half of Helluva Boss over on YouTube and the first season of Hazbin Hotel on Prime. 

Run, don’t walk. 

I promise it’s a helluva good time.

Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping teenage Shakespeare adaptations into the ol’ VCR. 

Gather around, youths. I have a story to tell. 

Once upon a time, there was a magical trend in cinema where filmmakers decided to modernize Shakespearean works and turn them into either teen films or “cool” movies. 

As in, someone went into a room of executives and said, “You know what teens and young adults need? Shakespeare! All of the hip kids LOVE Willy Shakes.” 

And a group of people who make more money than any of us will ever see said, “You’re a genius!” 

Now, children, not all of these adaptations were created equal. 

Some of them were “inspired by” Shakespeare’s works, at best, and others became iconic entities in the world of teen cinema. 

And, y’know, one of them is My Own Private Idaho. 

And some are even directly adapted from Shakespeare, word for word, and placed in a modern setting like Romeo + Juliet. 

Either way, we salute you. 🫡

Be you High School Musical with a literal vengeance or one of the best movies of all time, we’re glad to be here. 

Without much ado about nothing, here are six of my favorite teen(ish) Shakespearean adaptations: 

• O (Othello) 
• 10 Things I Hate About You (Taming of the Shrew) 
• Just One of the Guys (Twelfth Night)
• She’s the Man (Twelfth Night…again)
• My Own Private Idaho (Henry IV) 
• Get Over It (A Midsummer Night’s Dream)

Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping some of the movies I grew up watching into the ol’ VCR. 

We all have those movies. The ones we watched on repeat as a kid. The ones that have a special place in our heart because we watched them with our family and/or friends. The ones that make you smile a bit whenever you think about them. 

Those are the movies we’re talking about today.

Check out this little nugget! Me, circa December 2003

I was fortunate enough to grow up in a pop culture-centric household, so I watched all of the greats from the Thin Man series to Kubrick. 

There are some movies that comfort me and give me the warm and fuzzy feelings like they did in childhood. They’re definitely a mixed bag, but they’re my bag nonetheless. 

Some of them, like Super Mario Bros., have core memories attached like watching while playing with the marbles I collected when I had strep throat as a kid. Others may just be associated with a feeling. Either way, I love these movies. 

Without further ado, here are a few of the movies that have a special little place in my heart. 

• Father of the Bride 1 & 2 
• Super Mario Bros. 
• It Takes Two 
• Young Frankenstein 
• Now and Then 
• The Trouble with Angels
• Where Angels Go, Trouble Follows 
• Yours, Mine and Ours 
• Send Me No Flowers 
• The 10th Kingdom

Hello, Movie Mavens! Welcome back to the B Movies Blog. Today, we’re popping the work of Parker Posey into the ol’ VCR. 

I want to start this spotlight off with an apology. I sincerely apologize that it’s taken this long to get to a spotlight on Parker Posey. 

She’s a queen, and it’s honestly disgraceful that it took me until now to give her a dedicated piece. 

The good news is, I don’t think there’s a lot I can say about Parker Posey because she’s such an icon. 

Parker Posey not only plays some of the best characters, but she plays them in some of the best and/or most loved movies and shows of all time. 

It was really hard to whittle this list down because I just kept adding movies and shows to it. Please know that I had to make some tough calls; if you don’t see some of your favorites on this list, just know I couldn’t list everything, at risk of turning this into Parker Posey’s IMDb page. 

Five-year-old me sitting down to get my ears pierced in Claire’s circa 1997 

All of this to say that Parker Posey is incredible, and I can’t wait to see her in the new season of White Lotus. 

Without further ado, here are (some of) my favorite Parker Posey movies and series from over the years: 

• Party Girl
• Scream 3 
• Parks and Rec – “Eagleton”
• A Mighty Wind
• Best in Show 
• The House of Yes 
• Josie and the Pussycats 
• Clockwatchers 
• You’ve Got Mail